Fox has announced this cin-emetic venture:
Perhaps out of concern that the feature will merely make moviegoers nauseous and not cause copious vomiting, they intend to cast Kirk Cameron as the dad. It is yet unknown who play Billy, Jeffy, Dolly, Mom, the ghost of Grandpa, and Not Me.
This could be awesome if they round out the cast thusly:
Billy - Sacha Baron Cohen
Jeffy - Steve Buscemi
Dolly - Traci Lords
Mom - Eddie Murphy in makeup
the ghost of Grandpa - Al Pacino
Not Me - A nude Seth Rogan
Cluricaun, I’m ashamed of you.
Mom is obviously Dita von Teese.
Unless the movie is shot from Not Me’s perspective, I have a hard time seeing the appeal.
Though I guess they could CGI a little trail behind Jeffy everywhere he walks. That would be pretty awesome.
While Martin Scorsese is on vacation, today’s scene will be directed by seven-year-old Billy.
Great comments in that post, such as:
“Will Fox force theatres to put in round screens in order to show it ?”
and
“Who asked for this? Ida Know. Who wants to see it? Not me.”
It’ll be a DC universe crossover. Dead Grampa is actually a Phantom Zone criminal telepathically inciting Billy to misbehavior.
I’m excited because Rat from “Pearls Before Swine” is writing the screenplay:
The actual release of such a movie would be unequivocal proof that God is dead.