I’m always saying that people need a hobby.
I now recant that statement. People don’t need hobbies.
No it ain’t… but its cheap and somewhat functional. What I want to know, if you fall asleep on the couch will you dream of hawaii?
That’s bloody fantastic!
Can you get a boxed set?
Ingenius! Creativity is key when monetary funds are low. One time a bunch of the guys from the dorm went out to Kmart. When we were walking through the store, there was a table set up with a lady handing out free bottles of Oxi-clean, and since we realize that we’re a pretty dirty crew, everyone grabbed a bottle. Well, upon closer inspections, the bottles were empty…it turned out that it was a special squeeze bottle promotion but you still needed to buy the actual cleaner to put in it. Upset, but unwilling to give up our free bottles, we headed back to the dorm. 2 days and hundreds of cafeteria ketchup and mustard packets later, every room on the floor was well stocked with bottled condiments. 
Damn. That would make the baby Kathy Lee cry!