Llamas have fangs.. seriously! Who knew?

En? Como los pescados??

Llamas have four feet?!??
:eek:

Están encariñados con la miel! (They are fond of honey!)

And they can skeletonise a pirahna in under thirty seconds! :smiley:

Wow, I never suspected such viciousness from llamas. They always look so peaceful chanting in the saffron prayer robes.

Alternate translation: The llama has four children, who live to hear the great song Rio (by Duran Duran), bought on Amazon.com.

Add another to the closet of irrational fears.

Well. At least they don’t fly.

Right?

Right?

They also have a beak for eating honey

*this post brought to you by Llama-fresh farms, inc.

Well, it’s still not as bad as a moose bite.

A moose once bit my sister, you know.

OK. I’ll do it.
Helllloooo, Dali!

Thos in charge of sacking the dentists who were in charge of de-fanging the llamas have all been sacked.

The directors of the firm hired to continue de-fanging the llamas the after the other dentists had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The dental work has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

Stranger

Were those Peruvian Llamas or Andean Llamas?

I don’t know. Aieee!!!

Stranger

You have to know these things when you’re a king.

Of course they don’t fly. nervous laugh

What a silly idea! shifty eyes Heh, heh.

I, on the other hand, *can * fly.

Originally Posted by Askance:

No, como los peces. A living fish is un pez. Pescado refers to an ichthyological specimen that’s been removed from the water as a prelude to being consumed as food. Also, the word for “quadruped” is spelled cuadrúpedo. And, of course. llamas don’t actually live in the big rivers – the first sentence (fragment) of my reply is grammatically, but not otherwise, correct.

It was a tablet brick potato llama.

Or possibly a llama llama duck.

You know, the word “llama” looks really weird if you see it written out so often. Look at it!

Now tell us where the llama is and we’ll burn your house to the ground.
Don’t you mean “or”?
Okay, tell us where the llama is or we’ll burn your house to the ground.
Well, which one is it? That seems to be a crucial conjunction.