Llamas have fangs.. seriously! Who knew?

Llama FAQ

I suspect the llamas did. :smiley:

Many people knew…but didn’t live to tell others. You have been warned.

I for one welcome our new llama overlords.

Rama-Llama-Ding-Dong.

It…had to be said. :slight_smile:

I am master of biting Llama technique.
Lure with cute and gentle demeanor spit to distract then slice with deadly llamatoothblade.

Cuidado! Llamas!

Yes, but they their tail makes a rattling noise just before they strike. You should always be careful when turning over rocks or walking through high brush during the active llama season.

Sorry for the confusion. The dentists who were in charge of de-fanging the llamas have all been sacked.

Lamas are really cute and cuudly. There’s no way they could possibly harm anyone.
Tapioca “three fingers” Dextrin

If they are not de-fanged when young, the only way to destroy them is with a Holy Handgrenade.

Yes, its a little know fact that llamas like to sexually seduce their prey before drinking their blood.

On another note… oooh, llama-bats!

Llamas are well hard, see [http://www.mor-llama.com/Guard%20Llama.htm](Guard Llamas.)

Beware of llama, fanged llama, duck

They are so hard they mess up your coding. That was supposed to read Guard Llamas .

Rest assured, I do not have fangs.

Which would make more sense if I remembered what my own damn user name is. Lana, not lama or llama. WTF is with me? Someone please revoke my life license.

Or maybe that’s just what you want us all to think and you are really a camoflaged llama just waiting to sink your teeth into one of us unsuspecting trusting Dopers?

La llama es un quadrupedo, que vive en rios grandes como el Amazona.

Allow me to translate: Llama’s have four feet and like to shop online at Amazon.