Hey, Loach, you hear that? Goddamned traitor, why do you hate America?
Hello. Lawyer here.
Although I no longer practice law, when I did, I was a defense attorney - in fact, I was a public defender.
In my experience, it was rare to find cops simply making things up. Don’t get me wrong – it happened. But as a general rule, the cops I encountered would relate events as they happened.
Furthermore, it was usually pretty obvious when a cop lied, and there would be consequences. Not immediate, career-ending consequences, I grant you. But judges would recognize that a particular police officer’s stories would be too pat, too perfect… and although they would seldom if ever explicitly resolve the credibility question against the officer, they would make all sorts of other fine, hairsplitting distinctions to avoid punishing the accused for the lie. Other cops, too, would never out-and-out contradict their lying brethern, but there would be a spate of “I was unable to observe exactly what Officer Liar did,” and “I was unable to hear exactly what the suspect said to my partner…”
So as a general rule, if a cop testified as Loach laid out in his hypothetical, and all other things being equal, I would be inclined to believe that’s the way it happened.
And I’m a former defense attorney.
Eleusis sounds just like my first husband did after he got busted for stealing T-Tops the first time. Somebody just got a ticket/got busted for something…
Thanks, I have to get it fixed this month anyway, inspection time. I hope your daughter feels better soon.
Eleusis: I take it that you cannot show where **Loach ** was bragging about the pull over. Perhaps you should ratchet back your vitriol and try an apology. They work wonders.
For what it is worth, I tend to get nervous around Police also and I am never holding. I am also uber-polite to Police officers. Just seems like a good idea.
Jim
Show me where he said it was cool.
Well, one of your personalities did, anyway. Time to adjust the meds? Do you know Tyler Durden?
No, wait wait wait . . . here. . . pass me that. . . . (gurgle gurgle gurgle) I’ve got a good one . . . You can claim that you only implied that it wasn’t legal–that’s not the same as *saying * it’s illegal. And anyway, you typed it–and how do we know it was really *you * anyway?
Not you, though.
There is no might about it. Calling you an asshole is an insult to asshole’s everywhere.
Hey come on, we don’t want him over there! Why are you foisting him off on us?
Gfactor, you finally got Pitted and it was in someone else’s Pit thread. Sorry.
ex-actly! he typed it, he didn’t say it. D’uh.
Gosh, I’ve never heard that one before.
Keep in mind, Eleusis routinely posts drunk and it’s usually something along these lines. I’m beginning to wonder if he has a drinking problem.
Nevertheless, I bet he moves his lips when he types.
You awarded that prize to Xan on 9/10. He didn’t hold the honor for very long.
Filthy moderator! Why don’t you go moderate something, huh? Oooh, I’m so scared!
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::peering at location, yea, that’s what I’d expect from Oakland County 
(grew up there, ya know - is Hunter House still there?)
No, because GQ isn’t the place for your kind of tantrum. You’re an embarrassment.
You are an unintelligible idiot. What’s worse, you’re making me take the side of a cop. And I live in the Land of Cracked Windshields!
God damn, is this thread making you look dumb. That’s not even a sentence. And if it was, it would still be intolerably stupid.
Well, we know you are capable of recognizing words, since you got the “cracked windshield” and “pulled over and searched” bits out of the story, but you should pay attention to the way the words are put together to get their actual meaning. Because that’s nowhere near the correct interpretation of Loach’s story.
:dubious:
Isn’t that a few miles down the road from the Village of Dragging Tailpipes?
I’ll tell you what I want to know: I want to know when I became a black person. I’ve been pulled over so many times it defies description. Once it was even because of a cracked windshield. According to our friend Eleusis here, I must be black, because it’s all profiling. Don’t believe me? here’s the quote:
So, how about that. Can I claim that on employment applications, or is it a fleeting thing?