Yeah, I’m not a big fan of stage magic. I also don’t like tomatos. Is that some sort of an affront to farmers?
Of course not.
However, if, in an alternate universe* where tomato farmers’ ability to grow the best tomatoes depended on the flair with which they closely guard their agricultural secrets, you called them out for being uppity pricks because they consistently and cleverly refused to comply with your demands for knowledge which, by the way, is absurdly easy to find from other sources, then I guess it would be a little offensive. Well, more funny, really.
*Clearly, this isn’t our universe, which makes your analogy really, really lame.
Yeah, that is a pretty lame analogy, in large part because I never called anyone a prick for not sharing their magic secrets with me.
This is cute and I’m sure some people even think it might be witty; however, it’s not really that representative of the English language. There are plenty of words longer than three syllables which would be difficult to read in the manner your posting suggests. There are also words which are anagrams of other words and thus one cannot know which word the writer intended.
If magicians never reveal how they do their tricks, how can anyone learn to become a magician? Eventually they’d die out and become extinct.