Lobsters and rubber bands

[QUOTE=chowder]
Sheep have testicles?? :dubious: :dubious:
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I can’t believe that I’m the first to introduce you to the Mighty Lonk!

[QUOTE=Thalion]
I can’t believe that I’m the first to introduce you to the Mighty Lonk!
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Holy batshit, those are some goolies!!! :eek:

[QUOTE=copperwindow]
And the lobster is complacent and isn’t moving it’s claws all around?
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Lobsters are quite nimble when submerged, but when they are out of the water, their own weight makes movement difficult for them.

[QUOTE=Thalion]
I can’t believe that I’m the first to introduce you to the Mighty Lonk!
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Your Lonk link didn’t work for me; here’s another: Lonk

[QUOTE=Thalion]
I can’t believe that I’m the first to introduce you to the Mighty Lonk!
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:eek: Damn, I thought I had a size problem. I feel so humbled. :cool:

So how big are lobster testicles?

[QUOTE=motomoon]
LOBSTER BANDING TOOL NYLON 118241!
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Bander name!

Tee hee hee…

[QUOTE=MelCthefirst]
So how big are lobster testicles?
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I was once in a band called Lobster Testicles.

Or maybe it was a lobster called Banded Testicles, I forget.

TS

[QUOTE=chowder]
Holy batshit, those are some goolies!!! :eek:
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Okay, now I have the Groovy Ghoulies theme song going through my head.

[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
Okay, now I have the Groovy Ghoulies theme song going through my head.
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Groovy Gonads sounds much better, got a sorta ring about it…get it ring as in rubber band.

Oh never mind

[QUOTE=chowder]
Hit submit to soon, meant to say only ewes.
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Only ewes can prevent sheep testicles!

[QUOTE=chowder]
Holy batshit, those are some goolies!!! :eek:
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Wonder if you could scramble them up with some eggs for breakfast?
(Well, we DO eat cows brains. At least some people do)
They could be called ewe-balls. :wink:

EWE!

[QUOTE=Jake]
(Well, we DO eat cows brains. At least some people do)
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I sincerely hope not in this age of BSE. On Alton Brown’s Feasting on Asphalt, he had a brain sandwich, and he said that pig brains had replaced cow brains.