I can’t believe that I’m the first to introduce you to the Mighty Lonk!
Holy batshit, those are some goolies!!! :eek:
Lobsters are quite nimble when submerged, but when they are out of the water, their own weight makes movement difficult for them.
Your Lonk link didn’t work for me; here’s another: Lonk
:eek: Damn, I thought I had a size problem. I feel so humbled. 
So how big are lobster testicles?
Bander name!
Tee hee hee…
I was once in a band called Lobster Testicles.
Or maybe it was a lobster called Banded Testicles, I forget.
TS
Okay, now I have the Groovy Ghoulies theme song going through my head.
Groovy Gonads sounds much better, got a sorta ring about it…get it ring as in rubber band.
Oh never mind
Only ewes can prevent sheep testicles!
Wonder if you could scramble them up with some eggs for breakfast?
(Well, we DO eat cows brains. At least some people do)
They could be called ewe-balls. 
EWE!
I sincerely hope not in this age of BSE. On Alton Brown’s Feasting on Asphalt, he had a brain sandwich, and he said that pig brains had replaced cow brains.