local news (disturbing)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Can’t get a date? Dig one up (then try not to get caught like these guys)!

http://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/top/index.php?ntid=97425

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The solution for a poor OP is not to start a new thread. The confusion in your other thread has been straightened out.

Thread closed as a duplicate.