In a story about a suspicious package left by a crazy neighbor:
“The residents assumed the skeletons on his front lawn were for Halloween. Weeks went by and residents started to say ‘This guy is a little weird.’”
They were really there for Christmas.
-D/a
Our online paper sucks, rarely posts more than a sentence or two about anything, and rarely gives any real info. But this one, in the police beat, made me laugh:
It’s not my baggie! I was just holding it for a friend.