Okay, okay, it’s the Daily Fail, but still this is the most uplifting murder story I have ever read in my goddamned life: Assassin Dressed as Clown Kills Mexican Drug Lord.
For all my belief that violence isn’t the answer, I think that this is the best possible way for a murder to happen.
No police sketch of the suspect? Disappoint. 
I looked at the link after reading this and thought “Whaddaya mean, there’s a pic… oh, that’s the victim…”
Mexican clowns have now staged a half hour laugh in saying a true clown would not have done this.
True clowns kill you when you’re asleep.
Or so the hipster T-shirt tells me.
Halloween is the best season for this to happen, as well.