Clowns. Come on, who hasn't secretly wanted to do this?

Guy shoots clowns. Ok, I know, two humans were murdered. I should be sad about the senseless violence. But still…they were clowns.

I want to nail some mimes.
Sneaky bastards.

I imagine that was truly tragic. Do you suppose people laughed at first, thinking it part of the show?

Shooting clowns? That’s a ‘Bozo No-no’…

I once bribed a clown at Busch Gardens to follow and terrorize a friend of mine. Better yet, it was Halloween. All the clowns in the place were zombie/demon clowns for the weekend. Tres bien!

“We are investigating the motive.”

Here’s a hint, Sherlock: they were clowns!!

Isn’t it rich?
Are we hellbound?
Me here with my .44,
You on the ground…

Well, yes, but it may have been one of those things. “I didn’t say my wife was insane, officer, I said she was fucking Goofy over there!”

Looks like they got clwned.


I need you need to use a silencer for that.

How poetic. :slight_smile:

It could only be made more perfect if along with a bullet, a flag that said “bang” came out of the barrel of the gun.

Was someone making the “wah wah” noise when the clown died? Did it have the x’s over the eyes?

Or poison cream pie?

No matter how maligned clowns are, it’s still important to remember that they play a vital role in the global ecosystem. Countless studies have proven that in areas where clowns have been eliminated, the accordionist population multiplies out of control. Clowns have evolved those enormous shoes and huge mallets for a reason.

Waddaya mean “secretly”??

Murderer’s thought: “There’s not a jury in the world that will convict me!”

[Bloom County]



It’s awful. I laughed. I’m so ashamed.