Lohan's EW cover picture

Yeah! She doesn’t even LOOK like LL anymore. I’d’ve never guessed it was supposed to be her.

When’s the last time you saw her? I take it you haven’t seen her music video.

Bad Girls, but I’m sure I’ve seen publicity stills that were much more recent. the last I saw she was normal-hot. Now she’s just a clone.

And photopat owes me a new keyboard.

If it helps anyone, I went out with a girl in university who had perfect breasts. No droop, no sag, perfect shape, perfect cleavage, big C cup. I believe they were used to help fix the calibration on the Hubble telescope.

See, some women have that when they’re 18 years old. Just saying that LL’s don’t have to be fake just because they look that good.

I believe it. She photographs very inconsistently. She recently did a spread in a magazine that I can’t remember (it wasn’t GQ, was it? Maybe Vanity Fair.) Anyway, she had about 5 pics in there - all of them looked completely different. A couple she was smokin’ hot, some she looked a little Mean Girls-tomboyish, one she looked like some guy Cisco used to work with. Very much like the Seinfeldian two-face.

Told you guys.

I said that back on page 1. I guess the talk of my own boobs must’ve distracted you.

What?

As long as she doesn’t smile, she looks pretty cute.

When she smiles, however (as in this photo), she looks like a goddamned Cabbage Patch doll.

And we learn she is open to new experiences:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/14/celeb.q.a.lohan.ap/index.html

I think she has a great talent for acting. All the other fluff is just …fluff. I go see her movies cause I enjoy them and ignore the other crap.

Oh, and my breasts are about the same size (and they’re fabulous-thanks very much :wink: ) as hers and I have a natural gap between them. She has always been more curvy and filled out than skinny which gives her that adult sexiness instead of just another teen trying to look grown up.

I finally got to hear Lohan on the Ellen show (she appeared on Regis and Kelly but didn’t sing) and my ears are bleeding. It was so off-key and amateurish, I thought it was an American Idol commercial.

The uncomfortable interview that followed had Ellen praising her singing and reassuring her that the performance was great. (maybe she meant like in a William Hung way) Oy!