New Job starts Monday!! Very psyched. I had to give an exit interview. My former boss is well known in HR, for many of the same reasons that I’m leaving… Let’s just say they were not shocked and I was asked, actually urged to not hold back from the truth. I filled in the blanks on the exit interview form and then attached 4 pages of additional comments, statistics showing the uselessness of removing my staff member (said we were operating inefficiently, while the contrary was true. My team of 2 produced 43% more documents than her Houston Based team of 5)…
I won’t be asked back, which is just fine. Stupid me gave two weeks notice, out of ‘courtesy’ , but I found out that my division head takes any one leaving as a personal affront and won’t ask them to stay, even if their departure means a serious loss to the company, as mine does. There is no one in the NY Main office writing policies or procedures and we have a massive new role out of a new system that I dragggggggggggged my butt in writing…
The real kicker is that I heard through the grapevine that this woman was telling people that my leaving was a mutual thing and that I wasn’t a good fit for the role.
Despite numerous emails and commendations from the Head of the Banking and Securities Division. Despite their request that I be their only contact and that they not deal with her, in her narcissistic pathetic mind, she asked me to go!! The Nerve!!!
So the lovely thank you letter I wrote was addressed to her boss, my NY office branch manager and her arch-nemesis. I proceeded to thank the Associate who worked for me (whose job was relocated to Houston) for her intelligence, support and wisdom despite our circumstances. I thanked all the people in Houston and I also wrote that, “Unlike policy and procedures which require strict disclosure and complete transparency, the real reason from my departure will be less detailed. I won’t mention the real reason that I’m leaving the firm. But it should be evident from the exclusion of this person from my email. She is cc’ed on it, as she demanded I cc her on every other piece of correspondence. I wish you all luck.” Her name did not appear anywhere in the body of my email.
Catty? Yes. Petty? Yes, but she actually was telling people that I was not a good fit after two years and that my departure was a mutual decision!!! Mutual implies you asked me to leave. It doesn’t imply that you accepted my resignation" So, I really feel quite OK with being such a jerk.
Oh. and she scheduled a meeting with me at 5 PM after the exit interview. Seriously. I took great joy in saying, “‘Ex-boss’—you do realize I quit? Right? And that once I’m done with HR I won’t ever be going to another meeting with you ever again? You do realize that?”
She didn’t realize that.