Look at me! I'm Handy!

Look at me! I’m Handy!

A liberally applied solution of bleach and ammonia will get out most stains on lonoleum floors.

Memphis-style pork barbecue is exempt from Kosher restrictions, because there are no Jews in Memphis.

You can’t use cable modems with Linux.

Most lawnmowers van run on unleaded gasoline and diesel fuel.

I meant linoleum. They call linoleum floors “lonoleum” in Canada.

no Jews in Memphis?

lol

One handy-bashing thread isn’t good enough for you?

No, I’m Handy:

“That’s why whenever I buy an appliance, I leave it on for 48 hours straight as soon as I get it home”

Ha! Elmwood’s post in the other thread:

How he is getting this much attention these days is beyond me.

But wading through all these threads is annoying as hell.

That and what Revtim said.

It’s good enough for ME. I agree that there’s plenty about handy to bash, but I really think that more than one active thread is excessive.

Lynn
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