Awwwwww isn’t he cute!
[high pitched voice] What a good little boy! You are a good little Boy? Aren’t you?[/high pitched voice]
::Makes smooching noises::
<skritch skritch skritch>
<pat pat pat>
<find towel to clean floor>
C’mere! C’mere! C’mere, big fella!
Yeah, you’re a cutie! You’re a cutie! Ooooh, does you want some belly scratchin’? Yeah, let’s have some belly scratchin’!
You’re such a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are!
What the hell are you nutjobs talking about? Puppy!?! How am I supposed to see this “puppy” when it’s at your house? What do you think I can magically see through the computer and look into your home? I cannot believe…
Oh wait… I got it now.
good boy.
awwwwwwww…ain’t he cute! Just think in a few months he along with his 100 brothers and sisters are gonna make the most beautiful fur coat you ever saw!!! I can’t wait it’ll be soooo…
Swampbear: Dammit Cruella get away from my computer!
Who’s a little wee thing? Who’s the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi? Oh yes. Yes, I think it’s you!
Come here, handsome boy! You know you’re the cutest!
aww…who’s a good dog?
who wants a biscuit?
no…?
well then i’ll eat it!
ow!
get off my hand!
::gets puppy off and mutters expletives::
[puppy hijack]
Anyone seen that show on VH-1 called Pup Stars?
They have a small set with a TV playing music videos in the background and tons of adorable puppies frolicking in the foreground.
It’s got cuteness coming out the wazoo.
[/puppy hijack]