I have to look for a job
I have to wash dishes
I have to do laundry
I have to pay the bills
I have to pet my kitties.
I ate lunch too late.
I ate lunch too early.
I ate lunch.
I didn’t each lunch.
I’m too tired.
If I work out, I’ll be too wired and won’t sleep.
It’ll be too crowded.
They’ll be no one there and it’ll be creepy.
Too many circuit boys at this hour.
It’s all women at this hour!
Errrgggh.
What’s worse I go to a chain gym whose stated ambition is to be the McDonalds of fitness. There are four within ten minutes of my apt., which makes it harder to find excuses. But the following was real for a lot of the summer:
They’re doing construction on my regular gym.
They have the men’s locker room shut down at 14th st.
It’s always 112 degrees at 7th Ave.
It’s too crowded at 23rd st.
But now they’ve finished construction :(…
its too cold to walk to the gym
Its allright, I will go tomorrow
people keep staring at me
i climbed 3 floors around 5 times today; that should be enough
I play cricket in the weekends; that should be enough (yeah, sure…cricket)
I have been doing this since March; I see no difference in me; whats the frigging point?
Whats the frigging point?
whats the point?
why bother?
why???
life sucks.
You guys go to a gym?
I have a 10-year old son. My house is a gym.
The County Recreation Center charges $5 a visit, and I can get exercise for free just by walking everywhere and carrying a bag full of books.
** NOW ** I wanna go to the gym…
Not his! Belong to - now actually GO to is another story…
Stretchin’ Gretchen gives me lasting boners.
I can only walk around at 45 degrees for so long w/o arousing suspicion.
::Mental note–wear a towel around jarbaby more often::