Look, just massage my ass, don't share your political opinions!

[golf clap] Well done, sir.

That’s a fundamentally sound reply.

Stop using your butt as a candle holder then.

OP - I quite agree - my guy uses this clacking thing while saying hmmm I sense some tension. Whatthefuck does he think I’m there for. Shut up and ping.

It’s turned into a veritable rumpus room.

Yes, and those people are called economists.

I am equal parts disgusted with and jealous of you.