Oh, dear. One of my sisters had a stalker for a while and received similar things from him (she collected them in a box for evidence). Have you seen any suspicious guys hanging around or received any strange phone calls?
Not nearly as many as I would like…
ahem.
I am confused. My IRL name is very… odd. And it’s also all over this package, which makes me think that I’m the intended recipient…
I’m not going to click on a link to leathertemptations.com at work.
…is what my employer undoubtedly wishes I would say when faced with a situation like this.
Seems like it’d be easy to throw it out as packing material if you weren’t expecting it.
What do you mean?
From the brief look I took at the picture, it doesn’t seem like there’s much to it. I may be completely off base–I’ve never had lingerie show up unexpectedly, so I’m not sure what all’s involved.
Ah. Well, no - it was carefully wrapped in tissue. Also, there’s nothing else in the box, other than…that.
So - it was tough to miss. 
That’s kind of creepy. Any invoice number that you might call them about, see if they’ll confirm the name on the credit card or something? That just isn’t something a “secret admirer” would normally send.
On preview I see you say there isn’t anything else in the box. Strange.
Oh well, if it looks like it’d fit, and you think you’d fit, I guess there’s nothing left to do but get some pics up. 
It’s actually one size fits all. And I DO have a new camera phone…
So, alice, since you got my package…ready to recieve my…um…package?
I’m glad you recieved the package of tissues I sent. I hear leather is a good shock absorber for freight. This is for flu season.
Signed,
Me
that’s the note that I SHOULD have sent with it
Well, since you do have a new outfit and all, I suggest you organize a dopefest.
You know, I thought bras were supposed to be supportive. 
How about making light of it? Put them up for auction or raffle at work - for a charity, of course.
But I know you’ll look just fine in them.
Somewhere, someone, is trying to have a night of wild sex wearing nothing but office supplies.
Um. Someone order fresh wite out? I thought we were out…but now we’ve got…fifteen fresh containers full.
…and why are they still warm??
Ok, now I’ve gone to TWO kinky-clothing sites today, thanks to threads I’ve clicked on this messageboard. You people are going to turn me into a peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut.
You make that sound like it’s a bad thing…
cf’75
It’s an incentive for you to eat something and fill out that leather in the way that only you can. Don’t be a bony pony. Eat, Alice! Eat!
I, for one, welcome our peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut overlords.
Not necessarily SFW? I’m thinking that the prominent nipples sticking out were at least two good hints that safe for work it ain’t.
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Only one thing to do. Try it on and let us see the pictures, so we can judge how it looks on you.
You just think you’re single. Someone else apparently thinks differently.