looking for a joke about shit

There is a joke that goes something like this:
"The customers came to the sales people and said, “this is shit”…and by the time it go to the ceo, the yes-men were saying “this is fertilizer, we can sell it and make millions”

Now I know each and every one of you gets ten huge joke packs a day from friends and strangers alike. Does anyone remember the whole joke?

"In the beginning were the VALUES, and then the ETHICS: and the VALUES were without form and the ETHICS were void: And the darkness was upon the faces of the employees: and they spake unto their supervisor saying:

“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”

And the supervisor went to the coordinator and spake unto him saying:

“It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odour thereof.”

And the coordinator went to the manager and spake unto him saying:

“It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide before it.”

And the manager went to the division manager and spake unto him saying:

“It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.”

And the division manager went to the vice president and spake unto him saying:

“It promoteth growth and is very powerful.”

And the vice president went to the president and spake unto him saying:

“This powerful new plan will promote the growth of the company.”

And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was Good…

AND SO IT IS WRITTEN"