Not just any shirt. As any person who’s read George Carlin would know, he has a shirt that (loosely quote:) is white with a maroon circle in the middle that has, in an odd, feminine sort of print, “Fuck The Cows”. But it’s about 2 sizes too small. Ain’t that always the way? (/loosely quote). I’ve tried ebay and yahoo!.. to no avail… does anyone know where to buy one of these shirts?
Could you get a local seamstress to make you one?
wow… those still exist?
Whenever I want a shirt, the first place I look is in my wardrobe. I know this sounds weird, but everynight I throw my dirty shirt - all my clothes actually - on the floor and within a day or two, they’re all back in my wardrobe, all clean and crease free!
I’ve been wanting to tell my wife about this strange phenomena, but I’m scared that talking about it will jinx this incredible thing that’s been happening for the last 25 years.
P.S. This only seems to work on clothes. I left my golf clubs strewn about the bedroom floor once. They were still there weeks later.:mad: