(inspired by an AIM chatroom)
It is quite simple, but equally mindless and probably fairly boring once the shock (?)of it goes away.
The task?
Translate the Bible (KJV or whatever version you like) into l337 5p34k.
“ph0r6!v3 7h3//, ph47h3r, 7h3y k//0W //07 //h47 7h3y D0”
Woah, that Rosetta’s extremely stoned.
Ouch … that hurt to even look at.
-Dirty
The scary part is:
They let iampunha drive a car!!!
:eek:
OMG… I can actually read that! :eek: It took a little for me to figure what it was (working backwards) bit I know what it is!
Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do.
Obsidian, it was with some amount of embarassment that my girlfriend watched as I kept typing various Bible verses (some mock) in that chat. She had never seen 1337 before. Wanted to know where I’d learned it.
! h4/3 50M3 B134cH 0/3r |-|3r3 !f //31 //33D5 !7.
0 5l-l!7 //0W ! C4// u//D3r574//d 7l-l!5.
7l-l!5 !5 !//54//3 :eek:
F0r wl-l0503/3r b3l!/37l-l !// //\3 5l-l4ll l-l4/3 373r//4l l!f3.
J0l-l// 3:16
thinks that’s how it goes… has been awhile since she read the Bible
Heh I can understand now! I just have to think slowly like when I first learned Pig Latin.
// 7h3 B36!////!//6 60d Cr34!3D 7H3 |-|34/3//5 & 7h3 34R7H.
7h3 34r7|-| //45 //!7h0U7 pH0r|/| & /0!D, & d4R|<//355 //45 uP0// 7H3 ph453 0pH 7h3 D33p; & 7h3 5p!R!7 0pH 60d //45 |/|0/!//6 0/3r 7H3 pH4(3 0pH 7h3 //473r5.
& 60d 54!D, “137 7h3R3 B 1!6h7”; & 7h3r3 //45 1!6h7.
& 60d 54// 7h47 7h3 1!6H7 //45 600d; & 60d 53p483D 7h3 1!6h7 pHr0|/| 7h3 d4R|<//355.
90d (4113d 7h3 1!6h7 d4Y, & 7h3 d4r|<//355 |-|3 (4113d //!6h7. & 7h3r3 //45 3/3//!//6 & 7h3r3 //45 |/|0r//!//6, 0//3 d4Y.
& 60d 54!d, “137 7h3r3 B 4 ph!r|/|4|/|3//7 N 7h3 |/|!d57 0ph 7h3 //473rZ, & 137 !7 53p4r8 7h3 //473rZ phR0|/| 7h3 //473rZ.”
& 60d |/|3d3 7h3 ph!r|/|4|/|3//7 & 53p4r83d 7h3 //473rZ //h!(h //3r3 4b0/3 7h3 ph!r|/|4|/|3//7. & !7 //45 50.
& 60d (4113d 7h3 ph!r|/|4|/|3//7 |-|34/3//. & 7h3r3 //45 3/3//!//6 & 7h3r3 //45 |/|0r//!//6, 4 53(0//d d4Y.
Okay, who’s up for Day Two?
OK, I get mostly how to read this, but what’s the name? I can’t figure out how to use the “1” in 1337.
“One-eet”?
“Neat”?
“Leet”?
Leet. It’s the 1337 |-|4xx0r way of saying “elite.”
444444444|-|…
Squints
Ow. Or rather, 0//.
//4|||)3|2z 0[=[= 2 [=1|||) 4 7|-||234|) 7|-|47z 34513|2 0|| 7|-|3 3y3z…
C0u64rf4//6, 417|-|0u6h ! //45 4b13 2 ph!6ur3 0u7 Ur //\56, [= != (h0//'5 7h47 4 4n !n73r357!n6 ju}{74p05!7!0n) F.
! 7|-|!//K.
:://!11 b3 4r0u//D 4 D4y 2 18r::
My brain hurts. I’m going back to MARC records and AACR2R, thanks.
Aren’t MARC records used for library cataloging?
Yes. And AACR2R is the Anglo-American Cataloging Rules, second edition.
Oh…and here’s a work in progress, something I started in my spare time a while back.
Sorta defeats the purpose of the OP, though…
Owwwww! can’t read…
Well, I am surely in the dark about this…Care to translate?