Ya know…?
I’m fixin to get my 1920s style death ray out and fry up a mess of y’all.
Who wants a nibble of canned sapients?
I like the image but I must nitpick: Make that Greek remakes of Japanese monster movies as the Turks do not call it by its original Greek name…
I still like the image. 
Carp is delicacy in the right bayou neighborhoods. Steamed and slow cooked 'til the bones get soft then baked in a pie. (think canned salmon/halibut)
mm-good gonna have me some polycarp pie for supper.
er ‘scuse me, just call it fishpie and holler when it’s done. Anybody want the recipe?
1920’ style death ray…indeed 
00s Style Fish Pie
Now there’s an idea for Weebl !
So NCB let me see…
in making a fishpie we could use canned fish…that’s gotta link with the OP somehow.
Carpivore?
Like shit.
thankyou…thankyou, very much. I’s afraid I’d whooshed everybody with that one.
You can tune a tuba in the Yukon, but you can’t tuna fish canned carp in the cancan at Cancun?
Then you’d have polycrap.
and how long have you been waiting for that opportunity. An OP about fishes and shit and poly posting all in the same thread? 
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