Along the lines of “Here Comes Santa Clause” and “White Christmas” or “Deck the Halls”.
Thanks.
Er…
Twelve Days of Christmas?
Jingle Bell Rock?
Jingle Bells?
Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer?
Carol of the Bells?
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch?
There’s enough creative minds here, I’m sure we could write some. I’ll suggest some titles, even.
A Very Jim Bean Christmas
Tommy Got a Gun, I Want One
Madonna Whipped Me Under the Mistletoe
Reindeer Droppings on My Roof
My Credit Was Rejected (on Christmas Eve)
That Fat Bastard Ate All Our Cookies
Batteries Not Included (Some Assembly Required)
Thank God Aunt Ratchet Finally Left (My Holiday Nervous Breakdown)
And finally…
You Kids Get to Bed, Or Santa’s Demonic Reindeer Will Tear You Limb From Limb!
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
Frosty the Snowman
Silver Bells
Sleigh Ride Together with You
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…)
Sleigh Ride
D’oh! You beat me to it, spoke-.
Son Of Santa (mojo nixon)
The Chirstmas Song (“I still want a HU-LA HOOOP!”)
Try ‘Christmas’ by Blues Traveller.
The chorus goes:
“If it’s Hanukah, or Kwanzaa, solstice, harvest or December twenty-fifth
Peace on earth to everyone and abundance for everyone.”
The Boar’s Head Carol! Google it; it involves dead pigs and various herbs, and is apparently based on the choking of a wild boar with a volume of Aristotle. How much more pagan can you get (unless the use of Latin bothers you)?