maybe he was mangling latin instead… making you the de jure idiot as opposed to de facto. Idiot of the day? No big deal. Court-appointed idiot… that’s an accomplishment.
May I suggest Only a Lad from Oingo Boingo as a possible alternative.
*Johnny was bad.
Even as a child everybody could tell
Everyone said, “If you don’t get straight you’ll surely go to Hell.”
But, Johnny didn’t care.
He was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old.
He didn’t wanna do what he was told.
Just a prankster.
A juvenile gangster!
The lady down the block
She had a radio that Johnny wanted, oh, so bad
And so he took it the first chance he had
And then he shot her in the leg
And this is what she said
(Chorus):
Only A Lad
You really can’t blame him
Only A Lad
Society’s made him
Only A Lad
He’s our responsibility
Only A Lad
He really couldn’t help it
Only A Lad
He didn’t wanna do it
Only A Lad
He’s underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused
And when he stole the car
Nobody dreamed that he would try to take it so far
He didn’t mean to hit the poor man
Who had to go and die
It made the judge cry
(Chorus):
It’s not his fault that he can’t behave
Society’s made him go astray
Perhaps if we’re nice he’ll go away
Perhaps he’ll go away, he’ll go away…
*
While the OP may be a industrial grade idiot (watch the backpedalling in his other OP, its fun), I am not sure he is good enough for a court appointment. Sorry about the destruction of Latin.
As for the OP, try getting your facts straight and using an accurate thread title before attempting clever. We have plenty of clever people here and you do not compare well. Also, we have plenty of knee jerk right-wing wack jobs (and left-wing wack jobs, and quite possibly moderate wack jobs) all of which do a much better job of it. Heck, december looks like a Pulitzer Prize winner in comparison.
Thanks for playing “Skordopordonikos”.
:dubious:
My oldest son’s favorite lullaby was “Tom O’Bedlam”
“My staff has murdered giants
My bag a long knife carries
For to cut mince pies from children’s thighs
With which to feed the faeries”
and other charming verses
hehe
HEY Skordopordonikos! You’re a Dickhead. Is that French enough for you? :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally
oh I get it.
he doesn’t subscribe to liberal ideology.
So you like the song, then?
you win the thread.
You see Colibri, (and stay with me here), I don’t think he sings the song at all (i know! It’s weird)…rather, he wrote the song as a clever vehicle for his protestations against what he sees to be liberal viewpoints towards crime and punishment.
He lured us in, and before we knew it, we were subject to his manifesto…and perhaps by putting it in childish terms, we would see how bizarre the liberal attitude can be.
So you liked the song, then?
Fuck no. i hate rabbits.
RofL… When my daughter was three, two of the three songs she asked me to sing over and over AND OVER ack… was:
This posted version of ‘Little Bunny Foofoo’.
and ‘What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor’?
The third song was ‘One Sunny Day’ A long sing/response song about meeting a bear in the woods and the attempt to get away… (I’ll stop here, don’t want to give the end away)
Well, child number two in now almost three and ‘One Sunny Day’
is the song he most recently has been requesting (Itsy Bitsy Spider, Muffin Man, etc. seem to be falling out of favor.)
I sang pretty much everything to my daughter, and had no major restrictions regarding her access to TV and movies, so long as she watched it with either her mother or father to help her understand what she was watching. She was reading adult level books (not adult content, books like LoTR, etc) by the time she was seven.
Since she could basically talk, she has had a ‘unique’ viewpoint on ethics ala ‘Bill Clinton’. When she was three I saw her spill milk on the floor and asked her why she did it. She looked me in the eye and said that she didn’t spill the milk. After a series of Q&A I’d find out that since the glass slipped, it wasn’t on purpose, since it wasn’t on purpose, she didn’t do it. She would be upset if I accused her of lying. She really, REALLY is wired this way.
So, I’m wondering if it’s a hardware/software problem.
Is she like this because of her genetic makeup, or exposure to ethically ambivalent material has ‘rolled’ what in my younger D&D days was referred to as a ‘chaotic neutral’ char.
As for Bosda, if youre going to switch to such intellectual pinnacles as ‘dickhead’… well I’ll have to escalate it to two or three ‘yo mamas’.
But you seem to have no problem encouraging her “wiring.”
It seems you really do have to be “carefully taught.” :rolleyes:
Esprix
Same here. I mean, when you’ve got shotgun-toting bunnies, little winged pixies aren’t out of the question.
Oh, and the song blew.
I speak a little French. You’re an assbite, pardon my French.
And to think, the worst song I taught my babies was:
Wake up Jacob
Daddy shot a bear.
Shot him in the bumhole
Never moved a hair.
So you mean, is it due to you acting like a dipshit in front of her, or her inheriting your dipshit genes? That is a puzzler, no question about it.
'Course, in his other thread, he comes across as a bit to the left of Chumpsky (combined with a bit of megalomania and fabulism). So I guess he’s an anti-liberal leftist.
Introduce your child to “The Wiggles”. Maybe. They’re cool.
Oh yeah…four “bachelors” hanging out with talking dogs, dinos…and a friendly “pirate”.
No gay subtext there.
Ehh BabyMaeve loves 'em.