Someone thinks I went to Delta House, maybe?
These puns are b-a-a-a-a-d.
Change your username to MacGregor.
Why not McCloud?
You know – “hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!”…
You need to take the “cure the headache by breaking a leg” approach - make yourself known for something far more interesting than the occasional man-sheep-love incident. Have you considered starting an “Ask the Racist Republican Pedophile who Hates Fat People” thread?
When I first started dating my husband I gave him a link to my website (opalcat.com) and he proceeded to Google “opalcat” and apparently there is another opalcat out there who posts on boards devoted to dealing with living with AIDS. He got worried enough that I had my doctor write a note and gave it to him, saying I was AIDS-free. 