Ali Baba Bunny, wherein Bugs Bunny grants the treasure to Hassan: "Iggity-aggity-oop-eh-eh! Ziggity-zaggity-zoo-ah-ah! Oooh-ooh-phblt! Eh-eh-ah! Flippity-flappity-floop! It’s yours.”
Then Daffy comes along, rolling his eyes at Bugs: “Oooh-ooh-phblt, eh-eh-ah. Sheesh.”
I thought it was “Get me a Labrador and I’ll retieve it”
Maybe I shudda taken a left at Albakoiky…
Daffy: “Oh, I get it now… pronoun trouble. It’s not, ‘He doesn’t have to shoot you now,’ it’s ‘He doesn’t have to shoot me now.’ Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!”
“So shoot me now!”
Also Daffy: “Yoicks!!! And Awaaaaa” THUMP!
Open Sasparilla?
Open Saskatchuwan?
Open Septagenain?
“I’m rich! I’m wealthy! I’m a Happy Miser!”
“Close Sesame”
(heartfelt sigh) Tell me more about my eyes!
Fine.
Oh Belvidere!
Abracapocus! Pocuscarabara!
I just saw a genie with light brown hair chasing a flyer sauceress
I have a special place in my heart for Pete Puma and the running “lumps” gag.
(Sitting at tea)
Bugs: How many lumps do you want?
Pete Puma: Oh, tree or four.
BAM BAM BAM BAM
(At a coal stove)
Bugs: How many lumps do you want?
Pete Puma: Oh, I want a whole lotta lumps.
ROFL
Actually, going back to the kids talking about wanting to be the Road Runner - I loved the time they gave a Walter Mitty treatment to one of the two of those kids. It was just soooo true.
“Rabbit Hood”
WAYYYYY too many lines from it to single out. Sir Loin of Beef. I shall hateth myself cometh the dawn.
Once, at college, they showed this before a screening of Sound of Music. The whole balcony was filled with college students who could repeat the dialogue word for word. The poor professors on the main floor, there with their families, looked up and thought us nuts. We, of course, were truly rolling in the aisles.
I’m not sure if this counts, since it’s a Merry Melody and not a Looney Toon (is there a difference, btw?)… but I’ve always been fond of Owl Jolson singing “I Love To Singa”. I always get that song stuck in my head when I think about it.
Oh, my stars, this is just never going to hold. We’re going to have to do a permanemenemenement…
There is an hilarious Chuck Jones one, A Hound For Trouble, starring Charlie Dog, which I am sure may never be shown again. This is because it is horribly un-PC – it makes tremendous fun of Italians. Even so, I’ve never seen it without laughing so hard that I cry!
Charlie Dog’s rendition of a famous Italian song (I don’t know what the original is):
At’sa matter, at’sa matter??
Hey!!
At’sa matter for you?
You eata my raviola
And my pasta fagiole too
I’mma give you caccitore
And a pizza that’s good to chew
At’sa matter you no like me??
Hey!!!
At’sa matter for you??
And some of the malapropisms:
Why don’t you-a go back to San Franpizza or Pastafadena?
God, there’s nothing funnier than late 40’s or early 50’s Chuck Jones cartoons.
Bugs Bunny to monster : “Look…out there in the audience…”
Monster : < gasps > “PEOPLE ! AAAHHHHH !!” < runs away >
That’s one of my favorites too. It’s called “Feed the Kitty”. The bulldog’s name was Marc Anthony.
In 1999 the Cartoon Network did a countdown of their "Top 50 Cartoons of the Millennium. “Feed the Kitty” was #4.
#1 was “Duck Amuck”
Daffy Duck’s staff-fighting, with his beak spontaneously flipping up.
“Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”
Bugs to monster: “Don’t go up there! It’s dark!”
ROFL