A thirsty lad went to a bar,
And ordered a beer and cigar.
"First show me your cash.
You might drink and dash
Said the lad “Uh, my wallet’s in the car”
Two spies while eyeing each other
Two spies while eyeing each other
Thought "Espionage is a mother.
Two spies while eyeing each other
Thought "Espionage is a mother.
It’s hard to decide
Two spies while eyeing each other
Thought "Espionage is a mother.
It’s hard to decide
If it’s true homicide
Two spies while eyeing each other
Thought "Espionage is a mother.
It’s hard to decide
If it’s true homicide
While “accidentally” killing each other.
While looking though his telescope,
nm.
While looking though his telescope,
Galileo exclaimed “I’m a dope!”
nm. This thing has suddenly become popular!
While looking though his telescope,
Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope!
'Cos, strange as it seems
While looking though his telescope,
Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope!
'Cos, strange as it seems
When I look through the screens
While looking though his telescope,
Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope!
'Cos, strange as it seems
When I look through the screens
I see someone undressing the Pope.
A strange fat-boy from Korea
A strange fat-boy from Korea
Once courted a lass named Maria
A strange fat-boy from Korea
Once courted a lass named Maria.
And hard as he tried
A strange fat-boy from Korea
Once courted a lass named Maria.
And hard as he tried
Her hand he never tied
A strange fat-boy from Korea
Once courted a lass named Maria.
And hard as he tried
Her hand he never tied
But successfully bound up her rear.
A dame who was dripping with jewels
A dame who was dripping with jewels
Fell in love with a man who owned mules
A dame who was dripping with jewels
Fell in love with a man who owned mules
But they were his passion
A dame who was dripping with jewels
Fell in love with a man who owned mules
But they were his passion
So her jewels she did cash in
A dame who was dripping with jewels
Fell in love with a man who owned mules
But they were his passion
So her jewels she did cash in,
Because money is soon parted from fools.
I once met a bear in the woods
I once met a bear in the woods.
Now, I’ve been in some rough neighborhoods,