Loopy Limericks

A man on his way to Alaska
Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska
Her prodigious nipples

[Ninja’ed…]

A man on his way to Alaska
Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska
Her prodigious nipples
Like Grand Teton ripples

I know I’m breaking the one-line-per-player rule. But I’m about to change this preclusion (to make the game a little more user-friendly) as soon as I work out how to make the amendment.

A man on his way to Alaska
Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska
Her prodigious nipples
Like Grand Teton ripples
What state he’s in now please don’t aska.


A girl known as Cindy McGee

A girl known as Cindy McGee
Was endlessly needing to pee;

A girl known as Cindy McGee
Was endlessly needing to pee,
But crossing her legs

A girl known as Cindy McGee
Was endlessly needing to pee,
But crossing her legs
While eating boiled eggs

A girl known as Cindy McGee
Was endlessly needing to pee,
But crossing her legs
While eating boiled eggs
At least made her pee gluten-free.

The trouble with an under-wire bra

The trouble with an under-wire bra
Considered by most a great flaw

The trouble with an under-wire bra
Considered by most a great flaw
Is that often they rust

The trouble with an under-wire bra
Considered by most a great flaw
Is that often they rust
At a time when they must

The trouble with an under-wire bra
Considered by most a great flaw
Is that often they rust
At a time when they must
Keep the girls worthy of awe.

There once was a pirate named Peter

There once was a pirate named Peter
Who came to be known as a cheater

There once was a pirate named Peter
Considered a finicky eater

There once was a pirate named Peter
Who came to be known as a cheater
All the women would fear

There once was a pirate named Peter
Who came to be known as a cheater
All the women would fear
When he got to the rear

There once was a pirate named Peter
Who came to be known as a cheater
All the women would fear
When he got to the rear
'Cause he scored more than Derek Jeter.
A time traveling panda named Ching

A time traveling panda named Ching
Went back to see the Ming King

A time traveling panda named Ching
Went back to see the Ming King
But to his surprise,

A time traveling panda named Ching
Went back to see the Ming King
But to his surprise,
The rings from his eyes