Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure
Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that
Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that
Because with her hunched back,
Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that
Because with her hunched back,
She just wanted some chiro to cure 'er.
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When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them
When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them
I thought I’d outlive them
When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them
I thought I’d outlive them
But gold is inert and I’m rotten!
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A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French,
Must stay dead till they wrench
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French,
Must stay dead till they wrench
The old boy out of his slumber-sack.
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If I could take a trip to the Pole,
Thank you!
If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.
If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,
If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,
If he left me somewhere
If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take a winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,
If he left me somewhere,
'Cos his head’s never far from his ice-hole.
As a pilot was looping the loop,
As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal
As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal
Overcame forces centripetal
As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal
Overcame forces centripetal
And left me all covered in brown goop
There once was a man from Brazil