Loopy Limericks

Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure

Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that

Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that
Because with her hunched back,

Many a man tried to woo her,
With equally many a lure.
But she would not have that
Because with her hunched back,
She just wanted some chiro to cure 'er.

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When I’m in the ground and forgotten,

When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),

When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them

When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them
I thought I’d outlive them

When I’m in the ground and forgotten,
Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!),
To charity give them
I thought I’d outlive them
But gold is inert and I’m rotten!

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A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack

A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back

A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French

A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French,
Must stay dead till they wrench

A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack,
Went to Ma Bell to get his number back.
But a Connection that’s French,
Must stay dead till they wrench
The old boy out of his slumber-sack.

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If I could take a trip to the Pole,

Thank you!

If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.

If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,

If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,
If he left me somewhere

If I could take a trip to the Pole,
And take a winter’s stroll with a troll.
I’d try not to care,
If he left me somewhere,
'Cos his head’s never far from his ice-hole.

As a pilot was looping the loop,

As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop

As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal

As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal
Overcame forces centripetal

As a pilot was looping the loop,
I was in the can pooping the poop
But forces centrifugal
Overcame forces centripetal
And left me all covered in brown goop
There once was a man from Brazil