At a party I met John Wayne Bobbit,
He was so short that I could not throb it.
It’s kept so well-hidden,
It never gets ridden
At a party I met John Wayne Bobbit,
He was so short that I could not throb it.
It’s kept so well-hidden,
It never gets ridden,
But he thinks that a hobbit might flog it.
Late last night I lay awake thinking,
Late last night I lay awake thinking,
Why women look hot when I’m drinking
Late last night I lay awake thinking,
Why women look hot when I’m drinking.
Some say it’s ‘beer-goggles’,
Late last night I lay awake thinking,
Why women look hot when I’m drinking.
Some say it’s ‘beer-goggles’,
But my mind it just boggles
Late last night I lay awake thinking,
Why women look hot when I’m drinking.
Some say it’s ‘beer-goggles’,
But my mind it just boggles
How low my standards are sinking.
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
Neither Cujo nor Christine in sight.
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
Neither Cujo nor Christine in sight.
From his head came Horns
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
Neither Cujo nor Christine in sight.
From his head came Horns,
Through his crown, like thorns,
- *(A ‘King’ allusion) *
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night.
Neither Cujo nor Christine in sight.
From his head came Horns,
Through his crown, like thorns.
Some Kings are a bit odd, but all-write.
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Great ending! And I’m glad the king reference got in there~
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Who heard it snap while she did the hustle.
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Who heard it snap while she did the hustle.
So she would dance all night
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Who heard it snap while she did the hustle.
So she would dance all night
But when she saw dawn’s light
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Great ending! And I’m glad the king reference got in there~]
Thankyou.
Just a reminder to all:
It is fine for any ‘player’ to contribute more than one line per Limerick.
The only restrictions are that the lines cannot be consecutive, and the writer of the first line cannot write the fifth.
(This preclusion is only to insure that no one player can monopolise).
Having said that, I broke this ‘rule’ myself, above - but only because the rhyme had stalled for a couple of days and I feared it might be abandoned.
And, so this one doesn’t get lost -
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Who heard it snap while she did the hustle.
So she would dance all night,
But when she saw dawn’s light
There was a French maid with a bustle,
Who heard it snap while she did the hustle.
So she would dance all night,
But when she saw dawn’s light
She knew she’d just pulled a glute muscle.
I don’t think Stephen King’s so scary.
I don’t think Stephen King’s so scary.
And I think that his back is too hairy
I don’t think Stephen King’s so scary.
And I think that his back is too hairy
And his glass frames are dorky
I don’t think Stephen King’s so scary.
And I think that his back is too hairy
And his glass frames are dorky
For a guy who’s not porky