There’s an “Ash vs Freddy vs Jason” thread running and everybody’s talking about huge multi-zillion dollar epics they’d like to see.
Remember the toon, “Godzilla vs Bambi”? How about a bunch of short grossly ill-matched “vs” movies?
“King Kong vs. Garfield”
“Alien vs. Forest Gump”
“Predator vs. Mrs. Drysdale”
“Freddy vs. Romper Room”
“Lobo vs. Barney Fife”
…etc…
Not my idea, but this would so be my movie:
Jaws vs. The Little Mermaid
Leatherface vs. George Bailey
Michael Myers vs. Mike Myers
That guy who used to be on that thing where they interviewed famous American movie stars in front of like a college audience or something which used to be on the Performance channel
vs
My athlete’s foot
no no no no no
Micheal Myers vs. Michael Moore
That’ll be an awful lot of hacking with just a butcher knife!
why not all 3?
Mike Myers Vs Michael Myers, Vs Michael Moore
Rocky Vs. Rambo
Freddy Vs. Barney
Bender Vs. Homer (drinking contest)
Jason Vs. the Iron Chef
K.I.T.T Vs General Lee
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Chucky Vs. Leatherface Vs. Pinhead Vs. Frankenstein Vs. Wolfman Vs. Dracula Vs. Lestat Vs. Cyberdyne Model 101 Vs. ED-209
Oh, well, since politics is OK in Cafe Society all of a sudden …
The Demon Beast vs. President Bush
("Hey there fella, what are yuh doing with them there tentacles? You can’t put that ther… HEY!!!)
A blaxploitation version.
Shaft vs. Dolemite.
A clash of sociopaths.
Hannibal Lecter vs. Victor Vega
Pin-up queen catfight.
Bettie Page vs. Marilyn Monroe
Trek Wars
Worf versus Darth Maul
Luke Skywalker versus Ripped Shirt Kirk
Tribbles vs. Ewoks
Sulu vs. Solo
Klingons vs. the Jedi Knights
Borg Collective vs. The Death Star
Disparate fighters in their prime.
Muhammad Ali versus Bruce Lee.
Wallace Shawn in My Dinner With Andre the Giant
Moby Dick vs. Jaws
Travis Bickle vs. Jake LaMotta
Michael Bay vs. Vincent Gallo
(Tagline: Whoever wins…we lose)
Godzilla vs. the winner of Moby Dick vs. Jaws
(Someone really needs to set up a bracket for this thread.)
Terminator vs Cherry 3000
Lost in Space Robot vs Bender
The Terminator vs R2D2
Darth Vader vs Twiki (Buck Rogers)
Typhoid Mary vs Mary Poppins
The Human Torch vs the Scarecrow
Curly vs Curly Joe vs Curly Joe DeRita
Long Dong Silver vs Johnny “The Wadd” Holmes
Incredible Hulk vs Shirley Temple
Rob Zombie vs Cousin Oliver
Alice Cooper vs Alice the maid vs Alice the Goon vs the Alice who doesn’t live here anymore
NOnononononono… NO !
It should be :
Godzilla vs Barney
Godzilla AND Freddy Vs. Barney
there, better 
A 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Device Vs. Barney
Barney Vs. the Ebola virus (Zaire strain)
Barney Vs. a .44 Magnum
Willy Loman vs. James Bond
Darth Vader vs. The Care Bears
An A-10 Warthog vs. The Easter Bunny
Robert Shaw (Quint in “Jaws”) vs. Robert Shaw (choir conductor).
The Man with No Name vs The Brat Pack
Cthulhu vs. Batman.