Lopsided "vs." movies I'd like to see

Rocky vs. Rocky
Bullwinkle vs. Bull Shannon
Dark Helmet vs. Darth Vader

How about Ash (Ketchum) vs. Ash?

Veronica Guerin vs. Vito Corleone

Jason Bourne vs. Napoleon Dynamite

Brick Tamland (Steve Carrell’s character from Anchorman) vs. Barb Wire

Richard Nixon vs. Barbarella

Ash vs. Ashton Kutcher.

Bruce Lee VS Sara Lee

Miss Piggy vs. Bruce Lee.

Bride of Frankenstein vs American Gigolo

The Birds vs Nicolas Cage

We all win that one!

The Meteor from Armegeddon vs the Teletubbies.

The wood chipper from Fargo vs Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear

Leatherface vs. The Brady Bunch

Darth Vader vs. Wesley Crusher

And I was going to say the Raptor and T. Rex in Jurassic Park vs. Barney

Oooh, good one!

Enzyte Bob Vs. Lorena Bobbitt.

I like actors fighting themselves:

Gwen DeMarco (from Galaxy Quest) vs. Ripley (from Aliens)

Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters) vs. Garfield

The Terminator vs. Mr. Freeze vs. Governer Schwarzenegger :smiley:

reminds me of the banned advert for the N64 game “BattleTanx”

Commercial opens with a Snuggle-esque teddy bear (Treddy) falling into a basket of towels
cut to a scene of Treddy on top of the dryer, saying in a cutesy voice
“For the Brightest colors, always use…, What the!..Uh-Oh!”
jump cut to a picture of an M-1 Abrams crashing thru the wall and sending Treddy flying towards camera, screaming
Announcer starts describing game, mixed with 3 cut-aways to Treddy…

1; running from the tank, with a close up shot on the treads, the tank fires it’s cannon
2; Treddy running towards the camera, left arm missing, right arm on fire, stuffing protruding from his body, the tank on his heels
3; Treddy lying in a tread path of the tank, tread mark across his chest, his left leg twitching involuntarily, right arm missing, he says, weakly “BattleTanx” and coughs up a stuffing-ball

apparently the makers of Snuggle fabric softener didn’t like the advert and wanted it pulled from the market, unfortunately the 3DO company caved and pulled it

(i have a copy frittered away somewhere on my pile of backup CD’s)

It’s not lopsided if Batman is prepared!

How 'bout a few cute animal ones?

Lassie versus Cujo
Benji versus Shardik
Flipper versus The Loch Ness Monster (or Jaws)
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo versus Shere Khan
Stuart Little versus Scar

Jar Jar Blinks vs KOS MOS from Xenosaga (Well, Jar Jar is a Gnosis.)

Thumper vs. ROUS

Buttercup vs. Buttercup

Montoya vs. Ramirez

Brock Sampson vs Aeon Flux

That’s just sick and wrong.

“I’m going to legislate you.”