I’m sure I’ve posted these before, but:
The Punisher VS. the bully who used to steal his lunch money in school.
Swamp Thing, after he has unfortunately manifested out of a field of spinich, VS. Popeye.
A rabid werewolf VS. a miniature poodle.
This, is fucking awesome!!
Godzilla vs. Artie, the most powerful man…in the world!
Aliens vs. the A-Team
Jimmy Stewart vs. Atilla the Hun
Not quite a vs. lineup, but how’s about a remake of The Exorcist, with Jonathon Edwards’ stage persona as the exorcist?
“This is my boomstick” Ash vs. “I’m going to fight in a Pokemon battle!” Ash
All the mice from Willard vs. Hamtaro
Wolverine vs. Curly Sue
A Saberhagen Berserker vs. the Smurfs
Albert “The Fisherman” Fish (the pedophile cannibal from Stephen King and Peter Straub’s Black House) vs. the Family Circus kids
Sawney Bean vs. Rush Limbaugh (eat well, Sawney!)
Hannibal Lecter vs. Bill O’Reilly (Hannibal just does not tolerate rudeness . . .)
Jack the Ripper vs. Pretty Woman
C-3P0 vs. Talkie Toaster! Both oh, so polite and both will not shut up!
Pee Wee Herman vs. Tony Soprano
vs. Alice who run’s Alice’s restaurant but Alice’s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that’s just the name of the song.
Alice’s weapon of choice? Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction.
How about Albert “The Fisherman” Fish vs. Abe “Fish” Vigoda?
Nell vs. Gilbert Grape.
Lucas vs. Rudy
HAL vs. The Matrix
Harold vs. Kumar
GUMP vs. HULK
Actually, Cousin Oliver has grown up to be one hell of a musician. I like his music much better than anything Rob Zombie has recorded.
Or were you comparing a Satanic looking adult rocker with a little winsome boy? :smack:
Every star in the universe going supernova VS telemarketers and spammers
(only problem: too quick and not painfull enough)
Brian
Hitler vs. Godzilla.
Osama bin laden Vs an Imperial Walker <squish>
OBL Vs the superweapon from Independence Day
the cast of every reality tv show ever made now or ever Vs the Borg (or Vs. the Death Star’s Superlaser)
Well, I’ll kick that Matrix right in th…oh…wait. Never mind. :o
Anyway…
Marvin, the Paranoid Android vs. Marvin the Martian
an UNPREPARED Batman vs. anybody.
Batman, stalking across the rooftops of Gotham City, in search of the Joker, is accosted by the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear. “Huh,” thinks Batman, “I didn’t expect the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear…” The way-too-cute corporate shill sneers menacingly and snorts “NOBODY expects the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear!” The now better, stronger, softer teddy promptly launches into a judo assault that Batman was not anticipating. Bats gets his ass kicked seven ways to Sunday. In the end, the Bear strides triumphantly away from a bloodsmeared pile of black latex and broken bones. “Pinnacle of physical combative prowess my cuddly ass!” he gloats.
the Hilton Sisters vs. the Power Puff Girls,
Mr. Salt & Mrs. Pepper from “Blue’s Clues” vs. the Daleks from “Dr Who”,
Scooby Doo & the Mystery Machine Gang vs. the Blair Witch,
the Brady Bunch kids vs. Simon Cowell of “American Idle”,
Fred Flintstone vs. Captain Caveman (winner gets Wilma!)
How about some lopsided clashes of wits?
Cecil Adams vs. Charles van Doren on 21
Monk vs. Joey Tribbiani
Sherlock Holmes vs. Baby Huey
Lassie vs. George W. Bush
DING! DING! DING! We have a weiner!
Morris the Cat vs. Al Gore
Mr. Potato Head vs. Dan Quayle
Morris the Cat vs. Al Gore
Mr. Potato Head vs. Dan Quayle