Lopsided "vs." movies I'd like to see

:smack:

First double post in a long time.

Me vs. the Straight Dope Hamsters!

Obvious in retrospect. Don’t know what the hell I was thinking.

but i really do like robbie rist’s music.

Barney Fife vs. Ralph Furley

Lorena Bobbitt vs. Snuggles teddy bear

Eva Peron vs. Hillary Clinton

Eva Peron vs. Madonna

Jesus Christ Almighty, what’d Tony ever do to you?

I’d just like to point out that, back when Kramer vs. Kramer was out in the theaters, Saturday Night Live did a little sketch titled:

Kramer vs. Godzilla