Lord of the Rings, starring Sean Connery

Inspired here.

Let’s do Lord of the Rings, as interpreted by Ian Fleming, and starring Sean Connery and Roger Moore. And some lesser actors.

You haven’t been around long, have you?

Sorry, that was a bit snarky, but here is Lord of the Rings done by absolutely everyone. Arguably the best thread Cafe Society ever produced.

Cast:

Sean Connery: Gandalf
Roger Moore: Aragorn
John Cleese: Bilbo
Jessica Alba: Froda
Drew Barrymore: Sami
Dolph Lundgren: Legolas (with a Russian accent)
John Rhys-Davies: Gimli (dwarves just aren’t terribly Ian Fleming)
Dana Carvey: Merry
Chris Rock: Pippin

: crying :