I’m afraid Cecil spent way more time and space than he needed to on love charms.
It had been covered already:
Cash is King
Cash is the the thing
Cash in the mail
Cash never fails
Unfortunately, when he was an old man he lost touch with the world and appended:
Precisely what I came in here to say.
A notorized accounting statement giving a balance in USD with 9 digits to the left of the decimal point = love.
Statement must use arabic numbers in base ten format. No binary.
“All I can say is that enthusiasm, sincerity, genuine compassion and humor can carry you through any… lack of… prior experience with… high numerical values.”
– Cdr. Susan Ivanova
You had me at high numerical values.
No problem.
Oh wait, I guess you meant to say “and no minus sign in front” right?
Hey, no problem!
Wait. Printed in red with parentheses around it is OK, right?
If someone lets you get into that much debt, then your smooth enough that I’m pretty sure you don’t need a love charm.
Magnificent. Cecil could just talk himself blue in the face about disbelief in “majik”, to no good effect. Here, he just sums it up, clean and clear. And hey, if you truly believe in drawing down a circle, what’s wrong with Cecil’s incantation? If it’s going to happen, and you believe it will, and you can do it – then it just gets done. More religions could take that tip from the Master.
Ah, but that might cause the faithful to ask questons they should not be asking. Can’t have that.