Sean Hannity; knee-jerk conservative, pompous blow-hard and, of course, matchmaker.
Are you sure these are for real? Who starts a personal ad with
I’m tempted to post one myself.
I would think you libs would be happy about a website like this. All of the eeeevil conservatives are gathering in one place to find a mate, thus removing them from the general dating pool. Now all of those “free thinkers” out there won’t waste their time weeding out the Republicans 
Convinced here. You don’t have to look far for people who think their political view equates to Virtue. Those people can HAVE each other. Nothing so romantic as hatin’ them damn liberals!
Proudly American upholder of traditional values seeks traditional woman for the institution of thoroughly heterosexual marriage. . .
SWM seeks SWF, (never married&virgin preferable) 4 long walks, discussions about why Ann Coulter is good and why all liberals are overgeneralizing pricks who just get off on insulting we conservatives. Please only respond if you are interested in forming (after a celibate courtship and traditional, church wedding) a family consisting of 2.5 kids, 3.7 SUVs, 7.4 guns, and one devoted but not girly dog (german shepherd or lab welcome). If we hit it off after a few family dinners in lieu of dates (those can led to Bad Things), I am open to discussions of how dangerous foreigners are and why George W. Bush is quite possibly our greatest president.
It’s not the conservatives who are removing themselves from the gene pool. It’s the people who advocate celibacy…