I had an idea, but it would involve getting say, two friends; preferably one with red hair. We’d wear hippie garb, maybe ponytails, and use an eyeliner pencil to put an X on our foreheads.
I bet no one else has thought of it.
Bet we’d get treats, too.
Unless you skin is green, nobody will be fooled. And how about a wart on your face, need one of those. Plus, witches these days need the two tone vertically striped stockings. Sounds like too much work.
This is the easy one. Just make sure you cut the holes where your eyes are. Some people forget that part.
I have an actual friend named Jake that already had a red polo shirt with his name on it from his plumbing job. Talk about easy.
Thanks for putting that idea in my head. It’s on you now if I get drunk and kill an innocent person.
I usually dress up in leather with a whip. No wait, that’s not Halloween. Sorry.
Do you have a tennis racket? You don’t even need white clothing anymore. Any color will do.
Have a dollar store near you? That may be worth a look.
Manson Family, I presume?
Yes. Some may be too young to get the reference.
This idea would be great just to wear the most ridiculous wig you can find, provided it’s colored black or white or both.
Low effort? Just put on some of your husband’s clothes and a hat, and he put on some of yours and a hat. Done!
I don’ think the whole sheet with holes thing will work if you want to eat and drink, and be recognized.
I used to have a gaudy Hawaiian shirt. I would wear it and go as a “tourist”.
I hate wearing costumes.
Wear a garbage bag and say that you are a raisin.
Wear all red. Tell people your in debt.
My neighbor came to my party one year dressed all in white, with white garbage (crumpled paper, cans spray-painted white) stuck to him. He was my “white trash neighbor”.
I did that in college one year. Cargo shorts, loud Hawaiian shirt, floppy fishing hat, dark socks up to my knees, maps in my pockets and a camera around my neck. Pretty easy to throw together at the last minute.
Get a white t-shirt and a sharpie and write on the front in big letters GO, CEILINGS!!!
You could go as nudists. That outfit wouldn’t cost much.
Print out a large pill. Watch the ads for that pill. Memorize the slogans. Pretend you are one of the happy patients in those ads.
One time I got four or five cheap-o baby dolls from the dollar store, took them apart, sewed the pieces to an old shirt, and went as a pile of dead babies. I even won a prize!*
*for worst costume
Print either the face of Joe Namath or JJ Walker. Mount it on cardboard to make a mask. Tell people about Medicare Advantage.
Print out a large orange sun. Carry a scoop in each hand. You are Raisin Bran.
Go as a reverse vampire.
Just explain and follow the rules in this thread
Use makeup to draw a dark circle around one eye. Then wear a white t shirt with a large letter P drawn on the front.
What are you?
A black-eyed pea!
For one of you, write WILLIAMS on a name tag. For the other, a toy pistol. Point the pistol at nametag wearer and demand their money. You are robbin’ Williams.