Lucy Liu Pissed Me Off Last Night...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It was quite the vivid dream.

Lucy and I were meeting with a client on a nice beachfront restaurant for breakfast.
I was deep in conversation with the client and when the waiter came, Lucy quietly ordered breakfast for us all.

When breakfast arrived, I was really hungry…looking forward to some bacon and eggs and hash browns and perhaps some toast…

Nope. Lucy had ordered grilled pineapple rings covered with warm sauerkraut. That was it.

An argument ensued.

Stupid Lucy Liu…never let her order breakfast for ya.

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It’s interesting how you…NOTICE…TWO…THINGS…

I love PineappleKrautRings more than the moon, the stars, the …ROMANTIC…IMAGE…42…NOT…FOUND…

you sure it wasn’t actually a Lucy Liubot you were breakfasting with?

After all, people should know about the …CAN…EAT…MORE…

3

Grilled pineapple rings covered with warm sauerkraut? Yup, that’s typical Lucy Liu.

4

I’m sorry, that’s weird. :slight_smile:

Pineapple with ham, okay. Sauerkraut? No way.

5

Maybe you were supposed to bring youw own meat…

6

Unconsciously, you want Lucies pineapple ring.

7

That is so not like the dream I had about Lucy Liu the other night. . .

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Wouldn’t it be great if this place had a dedicated subforum for people to relate the dreams they just had ?

9

That’s funny, because it’s exactly like the dream I had about Lucy Liu the other night.

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In my dreams she orders whatever she wants and it doesn’t bother me or any of the other naked women.

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Y’all need to get yourselves a Lucy Liu-bot.