Ooopsaroni – my sincere apologies to poster Rosebud for mixing up the names. Me a dolt.
Lynn, that was my impression of the military nonintelligence sisters. Maybe after their stint here, they finally made it onto the fight show circuit after all. “MY DAM SISTERS READS ALL MY EMAIL CUZ THEY IS BITCHES FROM HELL,” or some such topic.
Tx, Enderw. Once I asked the mods about this she/he business. They did not have a coherent answer. I mean a plain enough for stupid me to use. So, I decided to use whatever is faster, I do not want to think about it. As I said, that student was rarely home. Maybe it was a hermaphrodite, who knows.
Coldfire, I have my personal interest in your voice. [loud] I suggest that the mods have two (2) voting voices, the administrators – three (3) [/loud].
Robin: NO. But some like to think of themselves as connoisseurs, i.e., that they can tell the difference. Actually, they are glad if they can get one. Sometimes they are so glad, that they spill their DNA before they get it.
I have been fucked on three threads now (9 pages total), simultaneously, for quite a while. I do not have that many holes. Do you realize, guys, that some of your efforts are off-target?
I like the idea of ELOMA. I hope to get many awards, but it looks like I have some competition. Where nominations can be made? Here? At any time?
You fools don’t mind if I hijack a bit do you? You do? Oh well. I think we should change the name of the award.
Someone once said “<Dopename>, what the fuck are you drooling about?” and I think that was great.
So, in honor of that classic line (I think it could have even been Wally!) I think we should call the award the
The Straight Dope What The Fuck Are You Drooling About? award.
What do you think? Prestigous awards always have goofy names you know? Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Pulitzer, Nobel, and so on. I think that the WTF are you drooling about award has a nice ring to it. We could even shorten it to just WTF? for convenience.
Can you imagine it? And the nominees for WTF? of the month are:
Jack Dean Tyler, Your mangled penis and you, and how to fix it.
G.Nome, No one knows what the fuck this psycho was talking about
peace, How’s the physics in your universe?
May I have the envelope please?
<drumroll>
And the WTF? of the month is…
Ahh, you misunderstand me SPOOFE. While you did not adequately demostrate lunacy, you provided a fine example. Your example made me smile, hence my next sentences after the one you quoted :
I by no means called you an A/J/T, just that your post demonstrated how one behaved. And we do not give prizes here for that.
Wait, wait, who was that one guy who used to come in here and post long theories about weird stuff and no one replied so he just sat in his threads and posted to himself? NanoByte? Was that his name? It was something computer related.
No, no, I didn’t take anything seriously, I was just playing along. Y’know, to keep with the spirit of things, you ::ahem:: “swollen testicle enema deposit”.
After all, if I’m to be used as an example of what NOT to do, I might as well live up to the part, eh?
Aw, leave ol’ Nomey alone… I find it amusing. Although I’m still not clear on whether or not 'Nome is a “he” or a “she” (or some goofy amalgamation of the two).
His insistance on inserting his crackpot economic theories into any possible discussion, his refusal to capitalize and his general incoherence must surely earn him a nomination, at least.
pssssssst Homer? Before peace accuses me of being crooked and G.Nome accuses me of being a whatever, I need to make it clear
I am a New Zealander who lives in Australia. I never claimed otherwise either. So, no it isn’t the Aussie/Kiwi thing - it’s profound irritation with G.Nome personally.