Lunatic of the Month Club

Due to massive peer pressure in #straightdope, I have been forced to follow through on my dim idea. So, my first Pit thread. I am officially leaving the Jungian 300-500 post “trying to make friends” phase.

Announcing :

The Straight Dope Message Board Lunatic of the Month Club!!

Depending on popularity of the SDMBLOMC, it may be converted to a Lunatic of the Week Club.

This is not a troll-spotting thread. This is a thread for the unique breed of individuals who venture around here who refuse to disengage the clutch on their cerebral cortex despite massive amounts of reasoning, followed by pleading, followed by flaming. A lunatic must appear open for debate, at least at first.

The epitome of SDMB Lunatic would have to be the post-dated winner for November, one Mr. Jack Dean Tyler (sadly departed).

While each month can’t bring us a Lunatic of the caliber of JDT, we have fair candidates for this month. I nominated peace in chat, which was resoundly seconded and approved over the runner-up, Wildest Bill.

So, congratulations, peace! You are the official December SDMB Lunatic of the Month! Accept this cookie basket and handful of thorazine on our behalf.

Other past lunatics which came up in chat : Serlin and incarnations, he-who-cannot-be-named, Concrete, Sneevil, old school G.nome, and Cyberian.

Suggestions?

A pretty face…

Yep peace seems like the logical winner this month (ahem, not that peace is logical or anything approaching logical)

Once again, I’ve been snubbed!

I may have found my calling…

Congrats peace!

Well, fuckin’ A, how come you seem to see the word “lunatic” as a bad thing?!?!?

WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT ON THE LIST OF NOMINEES, YOU PEA-DICKED NASAL INFLAMATION??? I’VE WIPED MY ASS WITH THINGS SMARTER THAN YOU!!! YOU WOULDN’T KNOW A REAL LUNATIC IF HE WAS MUNGING YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND FELCHING YOUR FATHER (who smells of elderberries)!!!

::ahem::

I’m all better now… no, really, no need for the straitjacket…

::oof!!::

Ooh, comfy!!

Spoofe,

See, it’s not about cussing. It’s not about being irrational and yelling and screaming in all caps in one post. It’s about being a stark raving lunatic all the time. You don’t have to froth at the mouth for that to happen. Look at me. I’m criminally insane. I mean toys in the attic I am crazy.

If you need any proof of that, I offer you this: I’m actually starting to understand a few of the things that peace writes.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must now go sleep in a pile of my mother’s used underwear.

ENDERW:** I’m actually starting to understand a few of the things that peace writes.**
Oh, no! That may disqualify me!
As I understand, the award is actually for the month of November. December is still running. So, if I make the month of December as well, I’ll be the first two-month-in-a-row winner! No girl ever won a bunny-of-the-month twice in Playboy!
And I am especially proud that none other than Edwino instituted the award. I mean it was not a dimwitted DuMmY, it was one of the most respected (by me) fellow SDoppers!
Edwino, I thought that at this time of the year they fuck you double dose: with M.D., Ph.D. programs AND exams, therefore, quadruple dose. Plus, you precipitate fucking DNA. When do you find time for the SDMB? And specifically for the Pit? And to think of prestigious awards? You are something!
If you got that much extra time, do me a favor: go back to MY thread and explain to Jb_farley whatever he does not understand, in good English and in good genetic terms.

Peace

Enderw, I have to say that you make me laugh at least once a day.

The above is not a poem.

edwino, he’s not just the founder…

:smiley:

Damn good idea, man. We’re indebted to you. And, if JDT is any indication, one of the winner’s prizes might be to get banned! We can only dream…

She may be an old school lunatic, but her threads have been rather good in the past few months. I don’t think she’s lunatic material.

Replace her with jmullaney, though.

I agree about G.Nome, hence the old-school reference. Sad to see one of the flock leave the fold, however…

Anyway, I thought I may need to clarify asshole/jerk/troll versus lunatic. Lunatics are a separate but overlapping set with the asshole/jerk/troll set.

The above example of Spoofe was a fine example of the asshole/jerk/troll set. There are no prizes for A/J/Ts in this thread. Even for funny ones.

The lunatic is indeed a rare breed. They present in a number of ways.

Lunatic #1a : Not really an A/J/T, but presents in such a way that inspires debate, at least at first.
The true #1a lunatic will start a thread in GD which inspires at least a few responses from established GD posters. The thing that separates the true lunatic from the A/J/T is his replies and followups to said thread. An A/J/T has the option of replying or not replying (post and flee). A lunatic replies using strange and beautiful Klein bottle logic with a partial implication that he has actually read some of the posts in the thread. This is the classic JDT lunatic.

Lunatic #1b : Really an A/J/T, but presents in such a way that inspires debate, at least at first.
Posts a cogent OP, but follows up to legitimate replies in an A/J/T manner. He continues to do so while still following the rules of the board well enough not to get himself banned.
Much less interesting than a #1a lunatic.

Lunatic #2 : Starts a thread somewhere which makes no sense whatsoever or is downright scary.
The key separator, again, is replies to such thread with the same air as the OP. All attempts to convince lunatic otherwise are met with resistance. All attempts to club lunatic over the head with logic are fended off like a drunk crosseyed Alaskan chasing a Crisco-coated baby seal.

Lunatic #3 : Constant replier/hijacker.
He often has no expertise or false expertise in area to which he is replying. When people try and refute him, unlike the A/J/T, he only sometimes starts a flame war. More often, he tries to convince others that he is right, which inspires more refutation and all around shits and giggles. I would put peace here.

Any additions welcome.

peace:

JDT was November’s winner. He worked hard for it and paid the ultimate price in winning. Do not try and piss on his parade. You get December’s prize, but you can start trying for January’s prize in another week.

Exams (after my qualifier) are non-existant until I go back to medical school. Now it is just publish or perish. The boss is on Christmas vacation and I am preparing fly stocks and DNA, which leaves hours of dead time every day. Not that I have to justify how I spend my time, but my enormous ego dictates that I must publically announce what I do every second of each day. Thanks for appointing yourself guardian of my free time, though. I’ll make sure to ask your permission every time I need to take a leak.

Your thread is like a bad blow job. As much as I didn’t want it, I got myself into it, and now I feel obligated to finish up. Even if it is a waste of time, unfulfilling, and will make me feel dirty in the morning.

Edwino, I am proud to be a December winner. Whether on not the month is still rolling. I know that I am so far ahead that I am practically unreachable in the remaining days.

Two questions: should (can) we call it ELOMA (Edwino Lunatic Of the Month Award) and will there be one award for all types of lunatics? And is there a time limit, i.e.: can I win it for several months (a year?) in a row? You see, what a dreamer am I!

I actually do not give a fuck about your time, you may sit and watch DNA precipitate, duplicate, replicate, fuck, shit, unfold or whatever. I just remembered, from years back, that my M.D./Ph.D. students (actually, even plain M.D. students) were damn busy. It was everyone’s dream to have a medstudent as a roommate: s/he was never at home. And I am glad that you have time to come here, it’s nice to chat with you.
You may have you pee-out now, dude.

Peace,

granted this person wasn’t around much, but even a blind monkey can cop a feel if you get close enough .

Here’s a lifeline to rescue you from just one of your million rivers of confusion: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Then again, maybe your roommate was a hermaphrodite. Anyway, congrats on December!

Puts his underwear on his head, sticks pencils up his nose

Blibble. Blibble blibble.

…And if I don’t win, I’d like to nominate Mr2001. I think that’s his name. You know, the rabid telemarketing supporter? Good Lunatic #1a type.

I have no idea what category he falls in, but bj0rn is making a raging comeback down the back straight, and he’s setting himself up for a sharp line through the last corner, only to pull out of peace’s slipstream just yards from the checkered flag

Will our beloved bj0rn pull it off?
[sub]Tune in on January 1st to find out who wins the coveted Lunatic of the Month, December 2000 Edition![/sub]

There’s such a thing as a bad blow job?

Robin

Yeah, and a big, hearty “Fuck you, too”. You expected serious responses to a “Lunatic of the Month” thread?

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*Originally posted by msrobyn *
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Yeah, you’re right. Blowjobs are like french fries - even when they’re bad, they’re good.