This is a simple game. One poster names a famous real person; the next identifies said person as a lunatic, villain, or nitwit–or, perhaps, none of the above–and then offers another name for the next Doper to consider. For example, if hypothetical poster 0 had offered up Sarah Palin, my reply would be nitwit.
And now, to get things going: Fred Phelps.
Villain.
Ferdinand Porsche
Phelps is clearly all three. Better start over with a different example.
Well, that’s the point. Which of the three is most apt?
But since you’re gonna be all Welsh on me, fine:
Tom Cruise.
Lunatic.
Rosie O’Donnell.
Nitwit.
Back to Ferdinand Porsche.
Villain, I guess.
John Ashcroft.
Villain.
Graham Kerr.
none of the above
Che Guevara
Nitwit.
Michael Foot.
He’s British, and I feel like a Star Wars fan today, so I’ll say villain.
Andrew Jackson.
Villain.
Gavrilo Princip.
Lunatic.
Donald Trump.
Nitwit. You can tell by the hair.
Leni Riefenstahl.
None of the above
John Wilkes Booth
Villain.
Mao Tse Tung
Villain
L. Ron Hubbard
Lunatic.
Ayn Rand
Villain.
Nitwit.
Jimmy Carter (History’s Greatest Monster)