Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up...

Yes, I’m aware of this thread. Thank you to all who wrote in to notify me. I figure if I don’t send someone into a screaming hissy fit at least twice a week, I’m not doing my job properly. So now I have one for this week.

Lynn

Where did she say that?

Sorry! I’ve been here for over three years, and you’ve never sent me into a screaming hissy fit, Lynn. My apologies to all those Dopers who have had to have SHF’s due to my laxity in not having had one, to keep Lynn’s quota up!

:wink:

Goddammit Lynn, I’m getting fucking tired of this board! No editing, no images, no calling each other “soooo 684*” on a whim. And even if we could, it’d take goddamn forever to do so because of these “hamsters” everyone’s so fond of must have been shot with fucking elephant tranquilizers, beacause they ain’t working!

And now you have two for this week. :smiley:

In case it’s not clear, the above is done COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY in jest. I fuckin’ love this place. The pie rocks.

*-“684” is pager code (remember those?) for “gay.”

Yeah, Poly … you owe Lib at least a scream-fest in GD for all the ones he’s taken for you;)

::running away from this thread as fast as I can::

Guin: page 3 of the “Say something nice about Bush thread”:

Bye! We’ll miss you.

How could you not know who Danae is? Does noone remember Clash of the Titans?

Danae would be a great banned name.

Does Danae mean “s/he who pokes admins with a stick” in Greek?

She was the first naked chick, right?

It load pretty fast for me. Maybe it is YOUR gimp ass connection and set up.

TakeCareNowByeByeThen…

Meh. That was a weak ass meltdown.

Buh-bye.

Please allow the door to hit you in the ass on the way out.
I like the THWAP sound it makes.

My first thought was she was james Dobson’s daughter, becasue her name actually IS Danae.
I see thats not so, or poor Mr. Dobson would be freaking by now!

Who is Danae?

Why can’t she read the Forum rules?

Or is it, they don’t pertain to her.

Maybe she doesn’t realise that the load time is slow is because there are lots of people on the site that are posting stuff *worthwhile to read.

[sub]*This post not withstanding[/sub]

I am APPALLED. Why must we all roll in SHIT, like LIONS in the SAVANNAH?

People people people… she is long gone.

Still funny… or would that be pitiful … how many people came out to leave her a snarky remark. Tells ya a lot about human nature… or at least this forum.

continue…

Just wondering, Missy – you got any mirrors handy?

Daniel

Dude… the woman is GONE… it’s not the same thing as how you see my posts.

see… lemme do some 'splaining.
it’s cowardly to take these shots at her when they know damn well she is not here to defend herself.

carry on folks, keep em coming.