I would like to take this moment to post the complete lyrics to Orion by Metallica as sung by Marcel Marceau!!!
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Thank you.
P.S. TAKE THAT RIAA AND LARS ULRICH
And here are the lyrics to Scott Joplin’s The Entertainer, as performed by Harpo Marx:
I’ll throw in ‘The Talking Drum’ by King Crimson:
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Mods, does that count as a copywright violation?
How would I write the lyrics to “Great Gig in the Sky” by Pink Floyd?
Same with “Have You Heard” by The Pat Metheny Group.
Great gig in the sky would be:
“Oh ohhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooohhhhohhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhho ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!”
Again I’m sorry if I’m violating any copyright laws 
And now, without further ado, I present the final 5 minutes and 30 seconds of “I’m Your Captain” by Grand Funk Railroad:
“I’m getting closer to my home.”
Repeat 29 times.
Hey, I can top you all.
4’ 33" by John Cage. Words and music:
Actually, IIRC, the “music” is any sound that the audience, appliances, etc. makes, as well as any outdoor noises that drift in as a result of poor acoustics.
And now, “The Sounds of Silence”
Thank you.
I think you misspelled some of the "oooooahhhh"s. 
The zen music thread wouldn’t be complete without “Wipeout”:
“Aiiiii! Wipeout! [maniacal laughter]”
Meow meow meow meow
And now it’s time for Glenn Miller’s “Pennsylvania 6-5000.”
Pennsylvania 6-5000!
Tequila!
Hocus Pocus, by Focus:
Ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, oh-bump-ba!
Ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, ho-de-odle, oh-bump-ba!
Ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhh-ahh-ahh-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Honey pie… honey pie… I love you… waargh
And now, “Honey Pie” for the hard of hearing
Honey pie… honey pie… I love you… waargh
Then ther’e the dishonest Randy Travis and his One Word Song.
When I’m feelin’ lonely
And I’m far away from home
I just sing out your name
Like a one word song