The following is a public service announcement:
“Hi there, I’m Madonna. Just a reminder to all my male fans out there over the age of 40 to get your annual pro…ahhHHH…state exam.”
I’m imagining flies headed for that wide-open mouth.
Maybe it’s from being with Sean Penn for so long.
Reminds me of someone trying to show you what she’s got on her tongue.
Given that it’s Madonna, I don’t wanna know…
If Slingblade had been filmed with a female lead. . .
According to rjung, she does give Steve Jobs.
[I Am Sam]
“Madonnuh, did you brush your teef? They don’t sound brushed!”
[/I Am Sam]
Not sexy now. Never been sexy, IMHO.
I’ve never found Madonna attractive in the least, and I saw those nude shots in Playboy 20 years ago. Meh.
Yeah, that was my first thought. If I’m thinking ‘she needs braces,’ it can’t be sexy.
She looks like she’s taking it from behind from this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin.
How many dicks was that, astro? 
Me-I’ve always thought Madonna was hot. She still is, IMHO.
Um, astro scares me.
I hope no one falls into Madonna’s cavernous maw. Looks dangerous.
Just a couple of movie lines
Eh, it’s a preeversion that’s surprising preevalent. 
But I’d always thought that if anyone would give head, it would be Madonna.
Another idol shattered.
astro, that was brilliant.
Madonna is wonderfully entertaining. Especially, watching her fade into middle aged obscurity.