Mafia: Not-so-simple-Simpletown

Woot woot. Let’s get this rodeo on the road. The nubbin’ not only goes side to side and up. But now this bad boy goes down, as well.

Peek

So it’s Day, right?

I think we’ve got almost 2 hours.

Night ends at 4PM ET, and it’s about 2:15 PM now

Well if that’s the case, coming off a bender. Can we get the Preamble vis a vis Gettysburg. That ought to get us there.

Drift.

Wood.

Right, my friend.

Sheesh, I crack myself up.

why not the entire Constitution? I’ll even throw in the amendments. Give me a minute to copy/paste it.

TLDR

Good Morning sleepyheads.
A quick pulse check reveals that Oredigger and Natlaw are dead.

Oh! But I have news for you. I know you all love information. I know I do, there’s nothing I like more than spending the morning sipping coffee and reading the newspaper. But I usually only read the comics. None of the depressing news like how Mr.Svinlesha, paulwhoisaghost, and Batman Jenkems had such a horrible accident trying to flee the Town.

Mr. Svinlesha, a Cabalist, is has been smote.
paulwhoisaghost, a Werewolf, is also smote.
BatmanJenkems, a Werewolf is also, also (lightly) smote with a bit of apology about not being able to find a proper substitute for him.

Glad to get that out of the way, don’t you think?

Oh, and before you all go nuts.

Oredigger who is now very much dead is a Town Mason.
NatLaw, a Werewolf is also very much dead.

10 players are alive:
[del]Nanook of the North Shore[/del] Town Mason
Hero From Sector 7G
[del]Pleonast[/del] Werewolf
Seeker of Truth and Beauty Ichini Sanshigo
pedescribe
Sitnam
[del]rexnervous Mr. Svinlesha[/del] Cabalist
peekercpa
special ed
[del]Natlaw[/del] Werewolf
[del][Undecided] Adrian[/del] Town Mason
[del]willthekittensurvive?[/del] Cabalist
[del]straggler[/del] Cabalist
[del]Oredigger77[/del] Town Mason
BillMC
MentalGuy Town Mason
Almost Human
[del]paulwhoisaghost[/del] Werewolf
ok11
[del]Batman Jenkems[/del] Werewolf

And it’s just this kind of fucking mindless drivel that makes these games tedious.

For fuck’s sake can you make sure that all of you posts have some semblence of meaningful shit. GD. Buch of panty wasted fucking fluffers.

This is just so fucking intolerable. Lynch the fucker based merely on pricipals. And I did mean pal as opposed to ple.

They were not my pal when they did the whole spanking thing. Shit the whole woody phenom is still subject to counseling.

Weet weet. Let’s start the accusations. My nubbin’ is throbbin’.

Peeker

This is the game room, not the pit. Sach reminded me of this earlier when I asked if someone was stupid squared. Since than I’ve reminded myself that this is just a game and am trying to have fun.

I’m not responding to you anymore Peeker. I feel you have crossed the line.

Well, that sucks. Go town.

…that actually pissed me off more than expected.

Ed said he was going to quote the constitution, and I thought the idea of trolling the constitution with TLDR was funny. It happened outside the “game”, and now I’m getting called intolerable and my posts are accused of having no semblance.

You aren’t playing this game anymore, you are attacking me for no reason. I don’t need this in my life. I don’t play monopoly with people sitting across the table calling me a fucker for drinking coke.

I’m out. Find a replacement. This isn’t fun.

I think he was being ironic, 'cause you know, his posts look like mindless drivel (for all I can tell), but TLDR is pretty innocuous. Then he segues into a grammar lesson on principals versus principles. I don’t think you need to take offense. Unless you’re a principal. 'Cause corporal punishment is soooo 20th century.

In other news… wow! Four scum down (yay!) and one mason down (boo!). But seriously, what are the chances the scum could somehow manage to get the (one of the?) other masons with a NK? Maybe scum have psychic powers or something, but that hardly seems fair with 2 anti-town factions.

Whoa! Hero, don’t leave just yet. Seriously, I can’t really speak for peeker, but I thought he was joking.

Um, I posted that because I just saw your second post above mine.

mumble mumble no edit makin’ me look kerazy mumble mumble

Argh, I knew wearing this silver-colored tie as disguise was a bad idea!

Go whomever!

Don’t leave, Hero
You may not appreciate his sense of humor, but it’s not right to allow someone to force you out of a game.

I think you 2 have a serious case of not understanding each other.
peeker is mostly harmless and occasionally insightful. But there is no way you should take anything he says personally.

Overall, I think the deaths of 4 scum and 1 Town is pretty good. And we also have an alive and mod-confirmed Mason with us. This is more good news.

Batnuts!

How many non-towns are there, anyway?

I think it might be time for a mass claim. Given the amount of non-town already dead, I think the information gains and the lies we could catch would far outweigh the risk that any power roles might hit.

Seriously, did you people even read the rules?

Knock off the vitriol.

This might not be a bad idea, but I will only trust mental guy to give us the random order in which to mass claim. We’ve gotten many Scum, we should have 2 Masons left…