Okay. Got Ah 9s, you’ve got 5 6 clubs.
Flop to come.
Frack this.
5s, Qc and 7h.
C’mon turn baby.
GD Qh. Fracking two pair. Old man river give me a drattit Ace.
waiting that minute to post?
Effin’ 10h. Crap.
3 of 5?
Only playing with house money since ed licked my ass with the real stuff.
Ed’s go 9c 10d and I go 6s Jh.
Floppsky on the way.
maybe for the title to your car?
Flopper is 8s Qd and 7d. Mofo, I can pair the J’s and still lose to the straight.
Ks. Give me a little card and I can keep my bus pass. Otherwise Ed has to drive me to work.
I seriously can’t make this shit up.
River man comes. As CCR would say, there is a bad moon rising.
Fucking river is an ever fucking can, you fucking believe the piece of shit
Jc
Gd striaght to the over pair.
I need to be at work early on Monday. Should I just sit at the curb?
I’ll give you cab fare for Monday, then I’ll order you a bus pass and have it fedex’d to you
Heyan wait a sam hill minute. That’s a straight on the board. Freaking push.
Here we go again.
Ed has 5h 6c
I’ve got Ks Jd.
The worm is turning.
Flop.
4s Jc 8s.
If the phuquer pulls a 7 I am seriously going to drink.
Turnover.
Jh.
Gotta set.
OOOOhhhh baby.
River is a harmless Qs.
Makes it two for the bad guy and one for the white coats.
how is 6 J 8 Q 7 K J a straight?
still looks like a pair of Jacks to me
Ok, this might be one for the ages.
Me - Js Kc
Ed 10c 10h
All sorts of stuff can happen.
Relatively harmless flopsky.
5h 3s Ah
Just need a k or j and all will be right with the world.
Frackin 7h. Now it’s gotta be a k or j non h or we flippin’ lose to the flush.
9s.
Since fedex doesn’t deliver to a p.o. box do you need my address for the bus tokens?