Mafia: Simpletown

This is out of order, but I need to address this point first. I thoroughly disagree with this statement. I think if one has any suspicion, even a slight one, he should have his vote there. IMO, one should always have a vote on someone, regardless of whether it’s an air-tight case, or a fairly weak one. The point is, the vote says “this is who I’m most suspicious of”, it does not say “I’m quite certain this person is scum”.

If you look at my vote, I had it on Sitnam for much of the Day. It was initially a random vote, but he also did things that I felt warranted investigation. I wasn’t even remotely sure that he was scum. I changed my vote to Menocchio when I felt he was more likely to be scum. That’s not to say I’m certain he’s scum either. In fact, I’m not even convinced he’s more likely to be scum than not, but I DO think he’s the most likely to be scum. His death will also generate information based not only on those who voted for him, but also those who didn’t then, based upon his alignment, we can scrutinize the votes, particularly those lacking good reasoning.

You’re not voting out of a sense of duty, you should be voting to say who you think is most likely to be scum. You also have to realize that the amount of information available on Day One is low and, as such, so should be the necessary amount of evidence to warrant a vote. You have to remember that for townies, and even our investigative power roles who haven’t had a chance to work yet, that the votes aren’t that much different from random, but they ARE for scum, there’s discernable motivation.

See, you DO have reasons to vote for people. Most of that is par for reasoning on Day One, and I could accept a vote for any of those (obviously excepting Nanook since you state you are no longer suspicious) as a good Day One vote, including the one for me.

So tell me, which of those do you find most suspicious. Unless you’re not more convinced than purely random (which you obviously are, since it’s a proper subset of the population), then you have no good reason not to vote.

Well, I’m hung like a horse, if that helps :smiley:

Get it? Horse?! HA!

Ok, I guess we can finish this discussion Tomorrow because there’s still some points I want to make. (Although, having some real information then might make it all moot).

Anyway, I’ll vote now because I gather that you voice the general consensus on what is best in this case. I’m equally suspicious of you (BM) and pedescribe but since I want to continue this conversation I’ll

Unvote No Lynch
Vote pedescribe

Well, I don’t think that vote will officially count since it’s time-stamped at 4:00, but thank you.

How does posting during night work? I assume not allowed, but is it? Also, out of curiousity, is abstaining from voting allowed or should that be a no-lynch vote?

The day has been anything but simple in Simpletown, but regardless of the complexity of the task at hand, the sun sets over Simpletown and the Simpletons converge on Menocchio.
Menocchio, a Simpleton is dead.

2 - bufftabby (WF Tomba, Menocchio)
1 - WF Tomba (pedescribe)
1 - Queen of Town (peekercpa)
2 - MadTheSwine (Sitnam, ShadowFacts)
1 - ShadowFacts (MadTheSwine)
5 - Menocchio (fluiddruid, bufftabby, zuma, Blaster Master, Nanook of the North Shore)
2 - peekercpa (Koldanar, Mind Wanderer)
1 - fluiddruid (Queen of Town)
1 - No Lynch (Ice Cream Man)

Night One begins now. Instructions are due by 4:00PM EDT on Saturday.

  1. Blaster Master
  2. bufftabby
  3. IceCreamMan
  4. zuma
  5. pedescribe
  6. WF Tomba
  7. Koldanar
  8. MindWanderer
  9. Queen of Town
  10. MadTheSwine
  11. Nanook of the North Shore
  12. ShadowFacts
  13. [del]Menocchio[/del] Simpleton
  14. peekercpa
  15. Sitnam
  16. fluiddruid

Menocchio - Simpleton, lynched on Day One

Content-free Night posting is permitted.

Well, cripes. It was worth a go. Sorry, Menocchio - hope you’re feeling better.

My moat’s about finished! Too bad I can’t vote from inside my house…

Fluff posting is permitted at night. Occasional spectral appearances are not unheard-of. Carousing is traditional.

Sorry, Menocchio! Simpletons of Simpletown, in honor of this simple man, let’s sing a simple song.

Oh dear, what can the matter be
Three ladies locked in the lavatr’y
They were there from Monday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there . . .

The smell of tempting and sinful baked goods fills the air as Menocchio’s spirit is transported to Mafhalla, where the nachos are plentiful, and the cheese blintzes are all-you-can-eat

Horsehell.

Snuggles up to the bar and orders a tequila (although that was a bad idea last time).

NETA: Crud

Bartender, give me whatever drink you have that’s uncaffinated, non-alchoholic, and unsweetened. I just finishished my defenses, and tonight I’m gonna SLEEP!!! Yea, baby!

Now, I can get behind the unsweetened, but non-alcoholic AND non-caffeinated? Please tell me you mean good, pure water! Because otherwise, we might have to fight.

Uh-oh. I think I’m the only one here at this hour. You know what that means…karaoke!

I’m gonna start my set with a 43-minute version of “Free Bird”, dedicated to our dear, departed neighbor Menocchio:

Ahem.

Iiiif IIIIIII leeeeeeeeave here tomorroooooooooooooooooooooooow, would you stiiiiill remeeeeember meeeeeeee-EEEEEEE?

<GONG!>

Aw, bufftabby, if I’d have known you were up too I would have joined you!

Aaaaand this biiiiiiiird you cannot chaaaa-aaaa-aaaange, oOoOoOoOh!!!

I feel kinda bad for Mr. Menocchio. He doesn’t have the best track record of surviving Day 1. Let us make sure his death was not in vain.

Barkeep, a coke please. I don’t go in for alcohol all that often.

<pops open a Colt 45 and pours it on the ground>

Menocchio, I’ll remember yea till I join yea, peace.