Mafia: Simpletown

Somebody Call for a Roosh? :dubious:

I hear you guys have a Mafia problem 'round dis here parts. And since I just spent the day catching up on this game… I guess I can come in and whip y’all into shape.
know just what to do in this situations:

Pour me a stiff one, and leave it in the cooler, I’ll be back after the weekend, as I’m heading out of town in Real Life. :smack:

Please, don’t kill me you gastards…
I’m gonna miss the first couple parts of the Day and everything… :frowning:

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to get back before the end of the Day. Stupid dental work. At least I don’t have to go back for a bit this time.

Sorry, peek, no Air Supply karaoke for me. If we’re doing the 80s, I’m more of a hair metal kinda girl. How about some 90s action?

<Grabs mic>

I’ll make a shoehorn outta your skin
I’ll make a lampshade of durable skin
And oh, don’t you know that I’m always feelin’ able
When I’m sittin’ home and I’m carving out your navel
When will I realize that this skin I’m in
Hey, it isn’t mine
And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide?

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; I’ll be here all week. Hey, don’t throw stuff!

On a side note, are there any ladies left, or is it all gentlemen now, plus buff? Vaginas are a scum tell!

Um…why is RoOsh so scary?

Cripes: Read an off board game. I post a lot but in small tid bits. Blaster Master post less frequently, but with more length and girth. :). Marry the two and you have War and Peace written several times a day. That be RoOsh.

My two cents, for what it is worth.

And obviously the :slight_smile: should have been ;). I like Blaster Master but in a platonic way. Besides, the missus already bitches about how little of the bed she has.

Everybody always talks about the off-board games, but I’ve never seen a link…

http://psychopathgame.proboards106.com/index.cgi I think thats the main page.

Thanks, ryjae! Now I don’t feel so left out. Now, if I could just figure out why I keep seeing goat and squid tracks all over the place. I just hope it’s not tentacle porn related…

Agreed, Roosh posts LOTS of LONG convoluted posts. They ALWAYS meander, they NEVER make sense, and they give you a headache. Imagine reading one of my math posts, except it’s not math, just words, but makes about as much sense to the people who don’t get math. Now imagine getting about 50 of those each day (that’s day not Day).

Oh, and he’s a Gloody Gastard!

Kind of like the rest of the folks on this site. I’d like to get a video of his head exploding when he sees how little traffic is occurring. Talk about immovable object and irresistable (sp?) force … This ought to bear (sp?) watching just from a scientific stand point. I’m kinda of glad that I am just along for the ride at this point. I have fulfilled my duty of being confusing/convoluted/wrong for this game. So far I have been right about one person and that one was PM’D me.

And bufftabby the tracks lead to the kitchen. We are having calamari and broiled chops while you pleasingly give us some 90’s hair music in the background.
Rolaids will be provided at intermission.

Btw. If vaginas are truly a scum tell then … You can have me. Life would not be worth living, for me, if there was not a vagina involved. Vaginas need to stay until such time their presence requires MD appointments and the application of cream that bleaches the bed sheets.

No it isn’t, nor is it pee related. :smiley:

My reputation, as always, precedes me!

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! I am ready for this day to start while work is still slow!

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OK Sach: enough is enough. Be I dead or be I live?

Can we talk yet, cause I’m full of it?

Peek, “r” be the button ye seek! Arrr, matey! Don’t scroll down until the page is fully loaded, and it will take you right back to where you were, but with the benefit of any additional posts appearing below! (My BB got a bit wet last night, and most of the buttons just typed out “qa” over and over! Buff was so mad! Then I dropped it, and then I had no troubles!

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BT will get it.