Mafia: Simpletown

i TRIED to end the day early! You guys just spit in my face though by completely shifting gears after i wasted all that time trying to come up with a “Dio-esque” Dusk Scene…

I was certainly miffed at that.
Don’t make me pull out the GatSharkGas, Zombie-Boy! You’re still alive over there, don’tcha know. :smiley:

MGD sounds good too me. :slight_smile:

Decisions decisions.
Town debated the merits of lynching someone other than the claimed Miller. To some degree they agreed that lynching someone who was Not RyJae might be a good, perhaps even optimal, course of action. Unfortunately the Town could not decide who Not RyJae should be.
Fortunately for Town, RyJae is an Assassin.

2 - bufftabby (Nanook of the North Shore, RoOsh)
4 - RyJae (pedescribe, peekercpa, Blaster Master, ShadowFacts)
1 - RoOsh (bufftabby)
1 - Nanook of the North Shore (RyJae)

1. Blaster Master
2. bufftabby
3. [del]IceCreamMan Ryjae[/del] Assassin
4. zuma RoOsh
5. pedescribe
6. [del]WF Tomba[/del] Simpleton
7. [del]Koldanar NAF1138[/del] Detective
8. [del]MindWanderer[/del] Assassin
9. [del]Queen of Town[/del] Doctor
10. [del]MadTheSwine[/del] Lead Assassin
11. Nanook of the North Shore
12. ShadowFacts
13. [del]Menocchio[/del] Simpleton
14. peekercpa
15. [del]Sitnam[/del] Simpleton
16. [del]fluiddruid[/del] Simpleton

Menocchio, Simpleton, lynched Day One
Queen of Town, Doctor, killed Night One
MadTheSwine, Lead Assassin, lynched Day Two
Sitnam, Simpleton, killed Night Two
fluiddruid, Simpleton, lynched Day Three
WF Tomba, Simpleton, killed Night Three
MindWanderer, Assassin, lynched Day Four
NAF1138, Detective, killed Night Four
RyJae, Assassin, lynched Day Five

Ryjae, there’s something you need to know about the beer here: I’ve had more than my hand in it. When ya gotta go, you gotta go…

Sweet! Thanks for offing that scum, guys!

Way to go pedescribe and peekercpa! Your drinks are on me :slight_smile:

Thanks for the game guys and gals! !GO SCUM! cheerleading made cool

BOOOOO! Thumbs WAAAAAAY down! (I hate pep rallies!)

Excellent.

A glass of water please.
CLEAR water.
O_o

Wooo!! We’re sittin’ pretty!

P.S. I was a little worried my six, seven posts would be lumped together and I would be mod-killed. Whew!

P.P.S. (i.e., really the point of this post) Before I forget–Hundredth post!

Wow I voted for a scum that was identified by the Detective. I must be getting pretty good at this game. Any chance that Naf can come back with two more readings? I think I would then be able to lock it for us - unless one of those readings was on me.

I counted EXACTLY four qualifying posts. Oh yes, I counted.

Hey pedescribe, If we make it till tomorrow just post something and I’ll come by in about an hour or so with some meaningless drivel to help space out your posts.

For now champagne and tequilla is indicated. Feel a mighty hangover coming with a lot of anticipation. Hope I don’t end up pissing myself or one of my co-players unless that’s what they want.

My ears are burning!

(Actually, they have been ringing for like five months, but the burning, it’s new!)

You know what sucks about getting to the endgame? I’m sitting here at work bored out of my mind. I’ve read all the games here and offsite, mafiascum is blocked, and the other places I’ve seen that play mafia use some really weird rules. Whoever the last scum is needs to get a move on so we can get started on the next Day.

(One of the sites I looked at appeared to have every game ran similar to Conspiracy, in that there were like a bazillion power roles running around. They also use shields, which apparently give everyone a percentage chance to dodge a night kill. The voting was weird too, there was almost no discussion about things, it looked like every single day was nearly random votes, when they weren’t voting no lynch, which they usually did the first 2-3 days. It was like everyone was just circle jerking each other while waiting for the detective type to win the game for them. The detective type was weird too. They never outted themselves directly. Instead the PM’d a third party and made them a surrogate to do the dirty work of announcing investigation results. Everyone just accepted the word of the surrogate too, which struck me as weird and just begging for scum to abuse, but they never did that I saw. Strange games indeed. So glad I play here.)

Yes, the SDMB mafia crew is considerably different than most other online mafia games. We tend to put a lot more time and energy into strategy and such. Many other groups play a lot more on traditional tells and gut reactions. I guess that’s just the nature of the Dope.

Huddling in the corner with ShadowFacts, BlasterMaster and pedescribe wondering who will be the first to have to take a leak or run out for a pack of squags before the sun rises and not being smart enough to take someone with them to watch their back.

[del]Shadowfax, a horse[/del] ShadowFacts, a Mason is dead.